I guess that Nintendo is going to shame me annually about how much time I waste playing video games. I like statistical data, but I was kind of hoping that it was just going to be a fun thing they … Continue reading
Category Archives: Mario
~ Game Over ~ The Void (PC) – Artsy horror-ish game that I may have liked if not for three factors: 1. Gesture-based commands that don’t work very well. 2. Overcomplicated gameplay systems that make no sense. 3. Your character … Continue reading
You know how it is. This month, it’s all about judging games on how SPOOKY they are. Let us see! ~ Game Over ~ Shadows Peak (PC) – A game about exploring an island to find your girlfriend, all the … Continue reading
~ Game Over ~ God of War (PS4) – I’m quite surprised at how much I liked it, and especially how effective the ending was. It was completely the opposite of every video game ending ever, and I thought it … Continue reading
Yesterday, Nintendo uploaded a fun new promotional video to show off all the junk they’re going to try to sell you for Mario’s 35th anniversary. You can watch it below. And it’s like, okay, most of these products I don’t … Continue reading
~ Game Over ~ KIDS (PC) – Art (non-)game. Weirdly satisfying, except when it becomes tedious. You can only appreciate milking people through a digestive tract so many times. But it’s only like 20 minutes long, so. LOVE (PC) – … Continue reading
Nintendo released an announcement trailer for Paper Mario: The Origami King out of nowhere yesterday morning. Oh and also it’s out in two months from now? I have thoughts about this, and they are as follows: This game looks RAD … Continue reading
Here’s a fun piece of trivia for you: I played 99 different video games throughout 2019. If you averaged it out, that would mean I spent 3.69 days playing each one. That’s obviously inaccurate and meaningless, but it was a … Continue reading
~ Game Over ~ Star Fox (SNES) – Ran the easy route. A good way to burn half an hour. Pixel Puzzle Collection (iOS) – Wrote this. Still playing for 200%. Luigi’s Mansion 3 (Switch) – Having come fresh off … Continue reading
Yes, I know that Spooktober is over. But I’ve been crazy busy with other things over the last couple weeks and haven’t had a chance to finish up this review, so… gimme a break? Also I just finished playing Luigi’s … Continue reading