Category: Music

Well, we’re off to a smashing start, no? Yeah, I’ve been trying to get the BotM done all month, but when the internet died, progress was impeded, and then the Unix computers wouldn’t let me save images, and everything was going all wrong. But here we are and here it is.

Who the hell is Trooper? You say. And why the hell are they band of the Month? That you also say. Come closer. Closer. I’ll tell you the story.

See, the thing is, it’s so late in the month that I’m pretty much doing a Band of the Week thing here, and I couldn’t let a band I listen to a lot get the shame of only seeing a week of fame when it should have had a month. So I picked a band I don’t listen to a whole lot. To be completely honest, I almost never listen to Trooper. Sure, “The Boys in the Bright White Sports Car”, “Two for the Show” and “Raise a Little Hell” have spots in my playlist, but then again, what classic rock fan doesn’t have those songs in his playlist? Exactly. I honestly know very little about Trooper or their music, so there’s no much I can say. I know my parents went to a Trooper concert when they were teens, but that’s about it. Oh, and they’re Canadian so yay.

If you want to know anything else, you’re gonna have to figure it out on your own. I’m not doing any research for you this month. All I can really say is to listen to any of the songs I mentioned in the last paragraph, or listen to your local classic rock station. They’ll come up eventually. What a sham this is. Oh well. Article Thursday, and if you hadn’t noticed yet, I’ve got a new bit on Comedy Napalm.

I’d like to go off about how I don’t put enough pictures in the blog, but there’s more important things to discuss today. Like HIM. Back in July of 2004, not long after I redesigned the site, I reviewed HIM’s Greatest Hits CD. I don’t know where I’m going with this, so let’s just hit the usual. I first started listening to HIM near the end of my high school career. As you may or may not be aware, Mike is totally obsessed with the band, and that would be where I first heard of them. See, back in the days of high school, when I started listening to a new band, it was because one of my friends had been raving about them. It was just the way I went about finding new music to listen to. But that’s not the whole story. See, while Mike would rave about HIM for countless hours a day, I still never really picked up on them. It wasn’t until I watched the movie “Haggard” that I decided to give HIM a chance. See, “Haggard” was directed and whatnot by Bam Margera, who might very well be the biggest HIM fan in the world. Anyhow, I noted that the music in the movie was excellent, and coming as little surprise, it was all HIM songs. So I finally went and did a little P2P search for HIM.

There’s a lot to like about HIM. Most people seem to have some kind of brain defect where they think that anything from their country of origin or where their family comes from should be praised as some sort of diety, and since HIM is a Finnish band, I suppose that should be one reason I like them. The main reason I like them, of course, is because their music is awesome. It’s like a perfect mix of rock ‘n’ roll and metal with goth overtones. Some songs are hard rock anthems that could melt even the most jaded of faces, and other songs are some of the most touching ballads ever recorded. Not to mention their ten-point covers of “Solitary Man”, “Don’t Fear the Reaper” and “Wicked Game”.

HIM has released five CDs and a greatest hits collection, and though it needs not be mentioned, I own them all. The first, Greatest Lovesongs Vol. 666 is probably the weakest of all (though I expect some people would like to impale me for saying so), but it does have its high points. The biggest problem is that the recording of “Wicked Game” on this one isn’t even as good as the Chris Isaak original. Fortunately, they redid it somewhere along the line and now it kicks so much ass. The next is Deep Shadows and Brilliant Highlights, which is so very much better than the preivous CD that you’d never believe it if you haven’t heard them. I love both “Salt in Our Wounds” and “Lose You Tonight”. “Pretending” is pretty great too.

Then along came Razorblade Romance, which sported some slick updated versions of “Your Sweet Six Six Six” and “Wicked Game” along with a plethora of great new tracks. Their fourth release, Love Metal, seems to be the most widely considered to be the best HIM CD available. Every song on Love Metal is incredible, but it does suffer from having only ten songs. It’s not really a huge deal, because HIM isn’t some dumb punk band whose songs are two minutes long at best. “Circle of Fear” is my personal favourite, but I’ve also taken a shining to “This Fortress of Tears” and “The Path”. The last two CDs are the greatest hits CD And Love Said No and the latest release, Dark Light. I’ve reviewed both in much greater detail elsewhere on the site, so I don’t feel I need to go into any greater detail here.

So that’s the end of that. I don’t think I should have to go into the whole “I like this band blah blah you should look them up blah blah download” spiel. That’s all very obvious and is a crappy way of concluding the post. So I’ll go out with a bit of advice today: “Vote for the man who promises least; he’ll be the least disappointing.”

Before we get started, I just thought I’d mention that about an hour after I got my network set up, it went all iggldy-biggldy and even after spending several more hours trying to get it back, it’s still broken. I guess I’m just not meant to have a home network… Until I buy an access point! That will work for sure! Money down the toilet!

This month’s band is the third band I’ve reviewed that partcipated in the 2004 Nintendo Fusion Tour, but the only one that I was listening to before said event. I stumbled onto the Lostprophets way back in the day when WinMX was still the best P2P on the market. I just happened to be looking for ninja music (as odd as it may sound, I kid you not) and came across a song called “Shinobi vs Dragon Ninja” which turned out to be a really good song. But who were these Lostprophets that were credited with the song? I searched up a couple other songs, “Still Laughing” and “Ode to Summer.” I liked, but wasn’t taken enough to really look into them much more than that.

Lurch forward in time to early 2005. I’m shopping for CDs, and come across a band I know very little about, Lostprophets. I’d heard a little about them recently due to the NFT’04, and remembered that “Start Something” was a pretty decent song. $20 later, I walked out of the store with the CD in hand. And that’s my story. Also, somewhere in between the second and third paragraph, I’d heard the song “Last Train Home”, which helped make my decision. Should have mentioned that before.

So the band. Yeah, they’ve released two CDs. The first, The Fake Sound of Progress, came in 2001 and I never noticed. However, Start Something managed to catch my attention nearly a year after its release. As far as the fans are concerned, it’s pretty much a split between those who like Start Something and those who hate it. I’m in the former group. Those who hate it say that the first album is infinitely better, but since I’ve never listened to most of it, I really can’t pass judgement.

Start Something, however, is a totally different story. I think it’s a great album. Rather than run down each track, today I’ll just mention a couple high points. Firstly, I’d like to point out that the Lostprophets do a really good job of moving from one song to another. Most bands will finish a song and then movce onto the next. On this CD though, there is a segue or interlude between nearly all the tracks. It’s not a huge thing, but it’s a very nice touch. As for songs, I’m stuck between “Burn Burn”, “Goodbye Tonight” and “Sway” when it comes to my favourite song. They’re all distinctly different; “Burn Burn” is strong and offering a unique sound, “Goodbye Tonight” is a technically slow song, but ends up being really heavy and emotional, and finally, “Sway” is… Well, it’s “Sway”. It’s so soothing and atmospheric. If there is any one song you need to download from this CD, that would be the one. Not to mention that at the end if it, they go into another instrumental piece that counjures thoughts of a movie with a tragic ending.

Definitely a sweet band, check ’em out if you like the kind of new wave rock/emo/screamo business that I seem to enjoy so much. Though emo is a harsh word to use. It’s more of a civilized punk sound, as much as that seems like an oxymoron. Regardless of classification, the band is good. I shouldn’t have to say it a third time. You know, it’s odd. I can’t shake the feeling that I’ve reviewed these guys before…