I was just sitting around today and decided it was time to bring back an old favourite. Enjoy.
Other business includes telling you that Sunday’s episode of Family Guy was awesome, and here’s a clip. Also, there was a reference to Doom, which was freaking hysterical.
Lastly…
“We hold our nuts with pride”
I said I’d post an article yesterday, but I had it written all out and after thinking about it a little, I didn’t like it very much so I trashed it. Yeah. It just wasn’t up to where I want my material to be. And considering that 90% or so of this site is utter bullhock, you’ve gotta imagine it was pretty bad for me not to run it. So today you get links! Links to my favourite sources for celebrity gossip/bashing/nakies!
What Would Tyler Durden Do? – A good place to hear anything that might be important or funny. Honestly though, most of the humour is less about teh celebrities than it is just from the dude’s rambling. Also, the source of the aforementioned nakies.
Go Fug Yourself – The best site I’ve read as far as celebrity bashing goes. I recommend starting on the Britney Spears page. There’s nobody more fun to laugh at than good ol’ K-Fed.
Unmasked: RP’s Blog – Technically not centered on cleberities, but it’s written by Ryan Perry of GorillaMask.net, so if the old GMask (before it turned into a link dump) is any indication, there’ll be some good dirt in the future.
And God said, “let him bust a crunch.” After many years of searching, I finally found a term that wasn’t already featured on the Urban Dictionary.
And now for something completely different.
My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?
NEWS FLASH! (12:07PM) – Maddox is BROKIES!!
The best Fark Photoshop thread ever. Cartoon characters selling out.
Finally, a new “Steve, Don’t Eat It!” Silkworm pupas. Or is it pupae?
As for me, I’ve got nothing. Those should be plenty entertaining for now. BotM tomorrows.
Heys there. I’ll be having a new article up by the end of the day, but not now. Check back every couple hours or so. For now, here’s them links the title promised.
Excellent new Homestar Runner cartoon
Just read the first mail. Then say it with me: DOUCHEBAG!
Huge Wikipedia entry on the worst the internet has to offer.
Robosapien V2 sounds really sweet. I want one.
This is about on par with Scientology for being bullshit.
ADDENDUM(6:58PM) – The all-powerful Super Article is now up. Though I should warn you, I may be over-hyping it… Also, I stepped on a bigass staple and can no longer walk painlessly.
Ever heard of “Press Your Luck”? Cool story.
Julian Beever’s pavement art. Incredible.
OC Remix’s latest project: The Dark Side of Phobos
Funny personal ads. Also a shot at Canadians.
Now that those are out of the way, time for… Well, I forgot what I was going to write about. Yeah. So. Weather’s nice. Oh yeah! Starting up a webcomic. It’ll eventually be found up around here sometime in the future. We’re thinking weekly, but it might be less to start. Also a sidebar link has been added.
That’s what I’ve been saying all along.
Ordered some Boston Pizza for late-night snack. As a direct result, I’ve posted a new article. Other things of interest include:
Yeah, I want to get back to playing Donkey Konga 2, so today I’m just going to provide you with some links. Hey, it’s something, so stop complaining.
Walking-stick defence – A good one that I’ve been meaning to link to for a while now. Make sure you click the ad at the top.
New Penny Arcade – No real need to point it out, other than because I find it to be the funiest thing I’ve seen in a long while. And I just watched five seasons worth of South Park.
Dick Turtle’s webpage – It’s really no more than a terrible game and a wallpaper, but you know how I love to post stuff about Dick Turtle.
Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Dance Party of the Century – No comment.
Donkey Konga 2 review – If I were reviewing it, I would be wasting valuable playing time, now wouldn’t I?
The True Story Behind Darth Tater – Star Wars is coming soon, and I figure I should add a little Star Wars into each post until then. At least.
Xbox 360 – Now, normally I wouldn’t do this, but… so sleek… And white… there are some better pics of the “console” and controller on the site if you look around a bit.
