Sowing the seeds of boredom

You know what’s cool? This is almost perfectly accurate as far as what goes through my mind during a day. Especially the Lucky Charms bit. You have no idea how often I forget the Lucky Charms jingle and spent hours trying to remember it. And who would put Reese Witherspoon at #100 on a list of 100 girls you want to sleep with? She’s gotta be at the very least around 15 to 20. In any case, it’s kind of a relief to know I’m not the only one who has entire conversations with my brain.

I’ve been thinking about buying webspace lately. It’s become a serious thought, even though my site has no visitors and such a venture would end up being a huge waste of money. But first, I need a domain name. And while I’m currently drowning in options of webhosts and domain name providers, I have a much more troubling conundrum. What should I use as my domain name? I seriously have no idea. “Torrentialequilibrium.com” would be too long and hard to spell (sadly, many of my friends are horrible spellers), and I don’t really want to use my name at all. It’s a very important decision that will require much thought and many opinions. This would be a question well suited to be posted at a certain message board, but alas, said message board is long dead.

Hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons. Something about a rainbow, then a red balloon. I’m sure an internet query would solve my dilemma for good, but then I’d have one less thing to do with my free time.

In case you’re wondering about today’s slightly-more-random-than-usual post, I’ve decided to stay up all night, and anything that passed through my mind that I deem important will end up here.

To answer another question that may be floating around in your noggin, yes, I do actually have a day planner where I’ve written down what I should be doing with the site each day for a couple weeks in advance. Currently it’s just a text file, but someday I hope to acquire some piece of technology that will be able to perform a similar function.

I don’t know how this will go over, but I’ve come up with a new genius scheme to attract more visitors. It came to me a while back when I linked to the Sneeze and I checked my referrers page to see that he had visited my site from his referrers page. So for the next however long, I will be making regular plugs to various sites in hopes that their webmasters will check my own. This will work as long as you make sure to click on any link I post. And I promise that no more of them will lead to anything potentially scarring. Sheer idiocy, or pure genius? You make the call.

Lastly, I’ve signed up for a deviantART account… thing. It’s a lot easier to upload stuff there than it is to add to my handmade galleries. Oh, right. The link. There’s also one on the sidebar.

Forget it

I said I’d post an article yesterday, but I had it written all out and after thinking about it a little, I didn’t like it very much so I trashed it. Yeah. It just wasn’t up to where I want my material to be. And considering that 90% or so of this site is utter bullhock, you’ve gotta imagine it was pretty bad for me not to run it. So today you get links! Links to my favourite sources for celebrity gossip/bashing/nakies!

What Would Tyler Durden Do? – A good place to hear anything that might be important or funny. Honestly though, most of the humour is less about teh celebrities than it is just from the dude’s rambling. Also, the source of the aforementioned nakies.

Go Fug Yourself – The best site I’ve read as far as celebrity bashing goes. I recommend starting on the Britney Spears page. There’s nobody more fun to laugh at than good ol’ K-Fed.

Unmasked: RP’s Blog – Technically not centered on cleberities, but it’s written by Ryan Perry of GorillaMask.net, so if the old GMask (before it turned into a link dump) is any indication, there’ll be some good dirt in the future.

From rags to… more rags

And God said, “let him bust a crunch.” After many years of searching, I finally found a term that wasn’t already featured on the Urban Dictionary.

And now for something completely different.


My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

 

I guess I’m not surprised, as I haven’t spent a cent on the site, but you know, it would have been nice to at least lie and tell me I’m worth $1.43.

NEWS FLASH! (12:07PM) – Maddox is BROKIES!!

I’m bored. Here’s links

Heys there. I’ll be having a new article up by the end of the day, but not now. Check back every couple hours or so. For now, here’s them links the title promised.

Excellent new Homestar Runner cartoon

Just read the first mail. Then say it with me: DOUCHEBAG!

Huge Wikipedia entry on the worst the internet has to offer.

Robosapien V2 sounds really sweet. I want one.

This is about on par with Scientology for being bullshit.

ADDENDUM(6:58PM) – The all-powerful Super Article is now up. Though I should warn you, I may be over-hyping it… Also, I stepped on a bigass staple and can no longer walk painlessly.

What’s a coozy?

Ever heard of “Press Your Luck”? Cool story.

Julian Beever’s pavement art. Incredible.

OC Remix’s latest project: The Dark Side of Phobos

Funny personal ads. Also a shot at Canadians.

Now that those are out of the way, time for… Well, I forgot what I was going to write about. Yeah. So. Weather’s nice. Oh yeah! Starting up a webcomic. It’ll eventually be found up around here sometime in the future. We’re thinking weekly, but it might be less to start. Also a sidebar link has been added.