Rocking Bands

Have I spent enough time talking about music lately? According to the posts filed under the “music” category, no, I have not.  I loves me some WordPress magic.

I’ve been playing a lot more Rock Band over the last two months than I’d been since Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock came out (Don’t worry, I prefer RB to GH overall, but that’s another post entirely) and I’ve recently tried out a few songs that came with that free pack of 20 songs that you could download with a code from RB2. Until now I’ve ignored all of those songs but the one by Shaimus (“Tie You Down” I think?), because I’d never even heard of any of the other bands and I heart Shaimus. But now I’ve played a few thanks to the Mystery Setlists, and I was surprised at how much I liked a couple of them. Other than this nice little surprise, I still hate the Mystery Setlists with a firey passion though.

The first song is “Forever” by In This Moment. Metal with a fairly strong female lead vocal? Sign me up! I listened to one of their albums (The Dream) afterward, and I was moderately impressed. Not Lacuna Coil impressed, but it’s certainly earned its place on my iPhone. It’s also worth mentioning that “Into the Light” is soooo sad.

The other song I really liked is “Ashes to Fire” by Ghost Hounds. And good luck finding anything at all relating to Ghost Hounds. I’m not a pirate for piracy’s sake, but I admit to illegally downloading albums before I buy them, just to make sure. Ghost Hounds, I could not find a torrent for, so I sucked it up and gave iTunes my $10. Best ten bucks I’ve spent this week.

Ghost Hounds are not a band you’d really expect me to like. But the secret is that overall, I enjoy funk/soul almost as much as punk or metal. Ghost Hounds are a little heavy on the guitars, but they’re still funkier than anything else in the RB music store. The best way I can describe them is a mash-up of Jimi Hendix, Colin James and Ray Charles. Perhaps with a smattering of Jonny Lang. Fantastic stuff, them Ghost Hounds.

I’m not sure why, but suddenly I’m overcome with an urge to go watch The Blues Brothers. Go figure.

Mirror, mirror, on the… everything.

I started up Master Quest mode in Ocarina of Time 3D the other day, and it threw me for a much bigger loop than I’d expected. I finished Master Quest on the Wind Waker pre-order bonus disc many years ago, but this is different still. In this version, the entire world is flipped around.

Actually, I can’t recall if the bonus disc Master Quest was flipped or not, but I certainly feel like I’d remember such a thing.

Anyway, I’d heard about the mirrored world before the game’s release, but shrugged it off as an insignificant change. After all, I never had any trouble adjusting to the mirrored courses in Mario Kart. Why would this be any different? Oh, maybe because I haven’t spent as much time with all the Mario Karts combined as I have with OoT. I’ll admit that in my old age I can’t remember where all the heart pieces or gold skulltulas are, but I have the maps and puzzles quite clearly committed to memory. The only game I know better is Super Mario 64, though not by much.

Anyway, playing the mirrored OoT is terribly unsettling. I can only describe the sensation as being like walking into your kitchen and finding that someone has exchanged the contents of every drawer and cupboard. It’s weird. Almost alien. It’s far more disorienting than I imagined, and it’s almost frightening that I constantly find myself getting lost in Kokiri Forest. I can’t imagine how much trouble I’m going to have navigating the Lost Woods and Gerudo Fortress.

Oddly, the Deku Tree’s flipped version didn’t make it any harder. Maybe there were so many other changes that my brain just interpereted it as an entirely new dungeon with some familiar scenery. Hopefully the rest of the dungeons go as smoothly.

On the flip side, it’s kind of nice to have a new challenge. Remixed dungeons are all well and good, but now the entire world has an air of freshness to it. Yeah, it’s just backwards, but I can’t just cruise around Hyrule on autopilot anymore. I actually have to put a bit of thought into which way I’m headed. Twice now, I’ve walked out of Castle Town and wondered where Kakariko Village went. And I’m sure it’ll happen several more times before I’m finished with the game.

In other Zelda news, the three extra stages in Four Swords: Anniversary Edition are so awesome. Grezzo needs to remake even more old Nintendo games. Or just re-release Four Swords Adventures with similar extras. As much as I like handheld Four Swords, the big screen version is just so much prettier. And has a little more variety.

Oh, I’m getting all excited about Zelda now. If there’s a surprise last-minute delay on Skyward Sword I might pop. Or play Wind Waker again. Know what? I should probably just do that anyway. It’s a crime that I’ve finished Twilight Princess more times than Wind Waker. Ramble, ramble, ramble…

Consequence

Two weekends ago, I sat down and I started archiving news posts from previous versions of TE. I was excited about WordPress and how it would make everything I’ve written look all neat and samey. Back in the day I thought it was neat to make every article stand out visually (for better or for worse…), but at this point I feel like the streamlined look is where it’s at.

I miss the creativity and colour of the old ways, but let’s face it: that made it look like it was done by a twelve-year-old, and I was totally sixteen when I started. Huge difference there.

Anyway, I’m looking through my archives for 2003 alone, and dreading how long it’s going to take to stick all that garbage in here. I know I could cut out the hundreds of stupid little posts saying that I fixed a typo or that I was maybe considering thinking about typing an article, but this is supposed to be a definitive work. And to that extent, I feel it must be complete.

And so bitch about the amount of work it’s going to take, I shall.

I suppose when I started, I was just thinking about how sparse 2008-2010 were as far as bloggeties go. It may have cooled off even earlier, I don’t really remember. I just know that I consistently felt bad that I was neglecting my $70-a-year webspace.

It’s just… when I look at all of those tiny posts that really don’t have anything to say, I wonder why. I considered posting all the updates of a month (for the Page of Death years) in a single post, but decided against it because “how bad could it be?” Once I get past the point where the updates are a single sentence, it probably won’t feel quite as much like a waste of time. That gets halfway into 2004 though, so I’ve got about a year and a half of tiny, worthless posts to re-post.

On the other hand, I feel like I’m really going to enjoy the bulk of the rest of it. Maybe my writing isn’t great, but at least I’ll get that wonderful nostalgic feeling. I fairly consistenly rummaging through old posts for old links or other stuff, so I’m kinda looking forward to going through it all again. It’s really the perfect excuse to read my entire archive without it feeling like a huge waste of time.

And yeah, that’s about all I need to complain about for today. Yeah, this post is mostly as useless as all those one-sentence ones I’m complaining about, but if a personal blog isn’t for whining about stupid things, what is it for?

Let’s Play Minecraft – Day Three

I woke up early on the third day, feeling refreshed and satisfied. I was still full from gorging myself on bread the night before. I rubbed my eyes and at up. The cave was cool, and the first hints of sunlight weren’t carrying any heat with them. It was comfortable, though. I stayed there for a while, reflecting on the trials of the two days before, and felt the accomplishment of surviving in such a barren environment lift the weight of dread from me. Today would be another trial, but I felt satisfaction in knowing that I would at least be able to sustain my life long enough to find… well, anything.

Given the situation I was in, I’d be overjoyed to find anything that wasn’t dirt or grass. Or trying to eat me. That was a big one too.

I got up a while later, my strength not yet completely renewed, but enough to get me moving about. I spent the dawn using dirt I’d excavated from the cave making a simple bridge from Home Base to Gemini. Another wonder of this land was that apparently gravity wasn’t too keen on keeping everything weighted down. Forming a dirt bridge over the bottomless (as far as I cared) ocean shouldn’t have been as easy as it was. It felt strange that the dirt wasn’t breaking away and sinking once I packed it out so far, but it stuck nicely. Even my weight didn’t cause it to collapse. I really haven’t got a clue why I keep questioning these physically impossible things when they’re making life considerably easier for me.

On the shores of Gemini, I discovered that sand did not pack as well as dirt. I tried welling some of it up to finish the end of the bridge, but it simply broke away from the earth and sank into the blackness of the ocean. Learning the rules of this place might take a few more days.

I was too busy to notice at first, but on the far end of Gemini, another figure had appeared! It was simply standing still, but burning steadily like the figure I’d seen the previous morning. The being once again toppled over and vanished without a trace, but this time I was within distance to hear a bone-chilling moan escape from the thing before it succumbed to the flame. Because this phenomenon was an almost perfect recreation of the event I’d witnessed the day before, I felt it was only logical to assume that I might find another arrow where the humanoid had stood. My expectations were subverted yet again when I found not an arrow, but chunks of meat laying about the grass.

The meat itself was nothing to celebrate, unfortunately. Even from a few yards away, I could see that it’s colour was not that of something that I should be eating. On a lucky chance, the wind was blowing east that day, and the meat’s foul aroma wasn’t able to overtake my olfactory sense until I was right on top of it. The flesh reeked, making very sure that I didn’t immediately stuff it down my gullet. Not that I was even considering downing uncooked meat at the time, but the stench cemented the fact that this was not going to make a tasty topping for my otherwise uninteresting bread. In hindsight I can’t explain exactly why I did it -maybe it was the compulsion to collect everything that could be even remotely useful- but I stuffed the funky fare into my pockets. Not the smartest thing I did that day, but not the dumbest either.

As it turned out, I wasn’t having a great day as far as being observant goes. The whole while I was entranced by the malodorous meat, there was a strange green shape bobbing up and down over the east ridge of the island. I didn’t notice it until I was right next to the thing. When I did finally see it, I fell over in fright.

The shape was not just a shape. In fact, it was a horrible green head. The creature was bouncing up and down at the side of the island, unable to get up the sheer face of the land. This was a boon to me, as the creature was definitely not looking to make friends. Unlike the oversized spider, this beast was well and truly a monster. It’s eyes were hollow, the deepest black you’ll ever see, and peered straight into your soul. The thing’s gaze was very nearly paralyzing, and the only reason I was not completely frozen in fear is that I realized that the monster was too stupid to move a few feet to its right and ascend the glacis of the beach. The monster continued bouncing hopelessly against the wall, its mouth agape but uttering nary a sound.

I closed in on the odd creature, despite my better judgement, to get a better look at my would-be assailant. It’s skin was a splotchy green, almost vomit coloured, and not textured much differently. It looked at though the creature was covered in some manner of boils, its flesh uneven and bulging all over. The thing was only slightly shorter than me, but it quickly became apparent why it could not climb over the small cliffside: the being was but a pillar of mass with four tiny legs protruding from the bottom. At this point I could tell that it wouldn’t be a threat from where it was, but its gaze never left me for a second, so I figured it would be prudent to try to “dismiss” my slow-witted stalker.

Carefully, I edged close enough to batter the thing, but before I could raise my fist, the thing began hissing strangely, almost like the sound of a fuse burning away. I backpedaled quickly, noticing that its skin had also started to bubble and glow. This monster was unlike anything I could recall, and I wasn’t sure how I should handle it. As I put distance between it and myself, the hissing stopped and its body returned to normal. I had no idea what to make of it, but I was sure that I’d need to extinguish it now. I quickly lunged at the monster, planting a fist right on its forehead. The blow knocked it back into the water, but the thing kept coming, still not displacing its gaze from me. I continued to wail on the thing, making sure to not get close long enough to activate its extra-creepy glowing state. Eventually, the beast hit the water and burst, leaving nothing but ripples in its wake.

I wasn’t sure what to think of this encounter, but it put the fright right back into me. If this was an example of the species’ common behaviors, these things were completely silent until they were essentially right next to you, and were laser-focused on doing whatever they do to their prey. Based on its actions and grotesque apprentice, I dubbed the vanquished monster “creeper.” I hoped it would be a long time before I saw another one.

Between the excitement and fear pulsing through my body, I had completely forgotten what my plan was for the day. Thinking back, I realized that I’d never really made an action plan beyond bridging the gap between Home Base and Gemini. Wary from the encounter, I trudged along to Tree Island, where I laid down in the grass and rested for a while, knowing that the swim to Hope wasn’t going to be much easier than the last time I made it.

Not starving certainly helped the trip, but my nerves were completely shot after the fight with the creeper. My arms and legs still felt wobbly after resting under the sun, and when I first jumped into the water, I sank a few feet before I could get my limbs to bring me to the surface. I pulled myself onto the shore and splayed out in the hot sand. I closed my eyes and focused my mind away from the ghastly creature.

The second attempt to swim to Hope went much better. Concentrating on the large island, I pulled myself across the water and collapsed on the beach. Being a genius, I’d forgotten to bring any bread with me this morning, and now when I reached for sustenance to renew my energy after the long swim, all I grasped was the awful meat.

Maybe it wasn’t as bad as it smelled. I took a bite out of the meat, and just about lost any bread that was still digesting in my stomach. The stuff didn’t taste as bad as it smelled, but not by much.

Polishing off the first hunk of the flesh, I decided that it was a really bad idea to keep eating the rotten substance, and hucked the other half into the ocean. Let the jellyfish deal with it. The jerks. I did feel a little more energetic now that there was something solid in my belly, but the sensation didn’t last long. Almost immediately my stomach cramped up and I fell over, curling up in agony. By some divine grace, the pain dissipated rather quickly, and I vowed never to eat any strange, smelly meat I found lying on an island ever again.

It wouldn’t be long before dusk approached, and I wasn’t exactly feeling up to going back out to Home Base. I picked up my hoe, tilled some soil by the western coast, and sowed what was left of my seeds. The plain bread now seemed like a delicacy in my mind. Looking out over the ocean, I spotted a considerably large mass of land off to the northeast, which didn’t seem any bigger than Hope, but it melted into the horizon, so I couldn’t tell how big it really was. All I knew is that it was a very long swim away, and that I was puzzled about how I didn’t notice it the day before. Chalk it up to hunger, I guess. To the east was a flat island that looked even more empty than the ones I’d been living on these last three days. This one was notably closer, and as such, even more mystifying in that I hadn’t seen it the previous day.

Feeling like things weren’t going to get better anytime soon, I began to excavate the northwest part of the island. I planned to build the dirt up into a small hut, so that I could leave the featureless Daisy Chain behind me, and operate from the much larger Hope. By the time I was done, the sun was partway into the ocean, and I was bushed. I’d set up a small workbench in my dirt fort, finding that my tools needed replacing fairly often. Apparently, wood is not the most durable material.

I left a small hole in the top of the hut, half worried that it would be my undoing if a wayward monster were to notice it. The hut itself was a good three meters tall, so I felt confident that unless there was a subspecies with wings, at least it was tall enough to repel creepers. The skylight did help to calm me though, as looking up at the stars as I drifted off to sleep was much nicer than the blackness of my den on Home Base.

Tomorrow, I promised myself, would be a better day.

On photos and blogging about them

I guess I’ve been photoblogging more than usual lately. Kind of offsets that couple of weeks there where I just put up solid walls of text with nary an image to accompany them. Kind of.

Truth be told, I just have a buttload (a term I’ve been using way too often lately) of random images sitting on my desktop and phone that I needed to do something with. So there are more to come! I spent almost no time at my home last week, and I don’t know how much I’ll be there in the days to come, but there will be another onslaught of photobloggery sometime in the future.

I’m also trying to get Stephanie set up on here so that she can join in the fun. I sold her on the photoblogging idea, given that she just loves to take pictures. So that’s going to happen too. Get ready for the picturepocalypse.

That’s not a real bone!

I’ve spent a considerable chunk of my Sunday morning perusing the Commercial Download Center at X-Entertainment, and man it is hitting my nostalgia bone hard. And that’s actually really weird, because I would have been 3 years old at most when any of these commercial actually aired. I guess maybe it’s the fact that they really don’t make advertisements like they used to. Where have all the silly cartoon mascots and stupid jingles gone? Not to mention the terrible acting and special effects. Commercials just don’t catch my interest the way they used to; I watched the McDonald’s commercial and immediately craved McDonald’s. Nowadays I’m pretty sure McDonald’s ads aren’t even allowed to show food (though technically, in this specific commercial all the foodstuffs are puppets).

The other thing that struck me is just how retarded some of these marketing campaigns are. “Underoos are neat to wear!”? Really? “Neat” is the best word you could come up with the describe your product? Even “fun” would have been less stupid. Don’t even get me started on the Pringles ad.

Why didn’t they bring back the “You can smile, America, with Chuck E Cheese!” commercial after 9/11? Totally would have revived the franchise. (Still too soon?)

The fact of the matter here it that in retrospect, I love this cheesiness. It’s great, and gives me the warm fuzzies all over. I truly miss the days when Ronald hung out with McNugget puppets instead of “healthy lifestyle” kids. And I miss cereal box giveaways sooooooooo much. If I’m ever in charge of a cereal, there’s damn well gonna be toys in those boxes. Fuck anyone who tries to stop me.

I also miss the days when I would spend, well, entire days reading X-E. Matt’s completely done away with the front page (beat him to that years ago) and any sort of complete articles now, and made it so that the blog is the main event. Not that I don’t like the blog, it’s still totally X-E, but I like to dig up the old articles once in a while and reminisce about simpler times. Now there are no article links anywhere and I don’t remember the naming scheme he used for the files so I can’t find any! Augh! I’m sure I have links to many of them in my own backlog, but damned if I’ll be searching there. It’s almost nine years worth of nonsense now!

Creeping me out

I’m not sure what it is about this door decoration that give me the jibblies, but it sure does. It might have something to do with the fact that it looks similar to a robo-robin from Dragon Quest. Or maybe it’s because the head isn’t really attached to the body. Probably a little bit of both, come to think of it.

Three things I like that start with “P”

1. Pepsi

2. Pita Pit

3. Posting bloggety stuff in advance through WordPress. The last week of blogging? All written and posted on the 21st. I almost want to go back to 2002 and stab past me in the face for not figuring out how to use this. Or, at least, past me whenever it was that I bought webspace. I don’t think Angelfire would have supported WordPress back then. I’m not even interested enough to find out if they do now.