Full disclosure: this feature has been a lot harder than I expected it to be. I’m a very contented person, and I really don’t want for much. So while I had a good dozen ideas right out of the box, I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel for the back half.
And so here we are, and I’m port-begging for Xenoblade Chronicles X to get released on Switch.
I’m not normally the type to hope and pray and bother developers for video games to get ported to other machines. I will accept what our corporate overlords give us, and if I really want to play a game, I’ll find a way. But for Xenoblade X? I’d really, really like it to come to Switch. Especially after the really quite excellent Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition last year.
I don’t even need this port to be a definitive edition. Xenoblade X is one of my favourite video games of all time, and I just want to be able to play the game without having to hook up my Wii U. I don’t need improved textures or enhanced lighting effects or remastered music or any of that fancy stuff. Just make it work on Switch (which may be hard due to heavy Wii U Gamepad integration) and I’ll be happy as a clam.
To put it in the most simple terms: Let me purchase a copy of this game that I can play while I’m pooping. Please and thank you.