Animal

I have three things to report:

1. I never expected it to actually happen, but we got a dog. His name is Mojo and he really likes my shoes.

2. I still haven’t got around to fixing Paint… Help me!

3.I’ve been reading an HTML tutorial, so my skills are increasing slightly and I’ve learned a few new tricks. It might not make a noticeable difference, but if notihng else, my coding will be a lot neater.

~Ryan out.

Hang on

I still haven’t fixed Paint. I have the tools to do it, but I don’t have the knowledge to use said tools. Oh well. I wrote a new mini-review to try and make up for the update drought. I’ll probably do another one soon too. After you’ve read it, you may wonder why it didn’t go under the Game Guides/Reviews section. It’s mostly because I didn’t submit it to GameFAQs, because they have a very specific list of requirements, and this review breaks most of them. And, you know, I wanted something to put under mini-reviews. I wish that this Angelfire thing had a spellchecker…

~Ryan out.

When it’s over

I’ve been getting a lot of people e-mailing me about the Wario Ware GBA ROM. Now it wouldn’t be so bad, but the site I got it from is long dead, and I can’t help ’em at all. If only there was a free web site thingy that allowed me to post ROMs. Then I could post my Wario Ware GBA ROM so that they could all download it and see how great it is before dropping $40 on something they may not like. So to resume what I’ve just said, I don’t know where to find a download for the Wario Ware GBA ROM. So I can’t help you if you want to download it.

And now that this page says “Wario Ware GBA ROM” and “Download” so many times, the Google search will probably bring up this page before the actual review page. And now that people can read this,they can stop bombarding me with e-mails. Thank you for your time. And buy the damn Wario Ware GBA game.

Oh, and sorry about the lack of updates. I haven’t been able to fix the Paint thing yet, and that’s an integral part of how I make my articles. So the only things I could possibly post in the near future are Chat Radios (very unlikely), mini reviews (likely, I just saw Matrix: Revolutions), or a new GameFAQs submission (unlikely). That wraps up the news for today.

~Ryan out.

Trouble

Now this is a real problem. Paint just died, and I have no alternatives. I guess there won’t be any normal article or gallery updates. So, uh, just hold on for a while until I can analyze the problem and get it fixed. Of course, that could take a while. I guess there isn’t much to say, so I’ll see ya later.

~Ryan out.

Save me

The time change was nice, I got an extra hour of sleep, which could have been used to work on two huge assignments due Wednesday and Thursday that I have no time to work on now. Like I said, it’ll be a busy week, and I’ve just been looking over some of my old stuff, and noticed that (if counting all Chat Radios separately, guides as one, and the gallery as one) I have 30 unique things to read/look at on the site. Getting close to that 50. Someday.

Aside from that fact that ripping pics from .jpgs in MS Paint is incredibly slow and annoying, I’m doing pretty well with the next article. Remember, it’ll be twice as long as usual, so it’ll be worth it in the long run. I hope everyone enjoyed the OliverBot chat. I’ve read through it like 5 times and find it funny every time, so I assume others will enjoy it as well. And I redid the gallery, and made thumbnails so it should take less time to load.

Last thing I want to mention, is that I’ve written a small review of one of the movies I watched this weekend, I might do one for the other if I feel that it’s absolutely necessary, or if I’ve got time to waste, or homework to do. So check that out under the new category on the Articles page. That’s about it for now. Adios.

~Ryan out.

Losing my grip

Remember that week-long thing I was yapping about last news post? Well, it’s gonna be pushed back until the first week of November, as I haven’t done it this week, and I’m very busy every day next week. The MegaMan themed article is written out, and now I have to splice pics without Photoshop. That will be my excuse as to why they look crappy and why it’s taking so long. In other news, I’m bored. I miss F-Zero GX.

~Ryan out.

Foot in your mouth

It’s not the one I’ve been raving about lately, but I did take the time to post a new article. It was really a spur-of-the-moment type thing. I’ve been wanting to do it for a while, but it was low on the priority list. Perhaps the extreme boredom that is the middle of the night compelled me to do it. Maybe it was just me going on autopilot and letting my body finish up a few loose ends that I’d been meaning to do. Next week, I’m gonna be starting a week-long review. A new thing each day. Kinda like Matt’s Halloween countdown, but not. I think that’s all I needed to say for now. I’m going to bed.

~Ryan out.

Taking care of business

I never really realized how long my new article is until I started page 2. Not only am I gonna take a long time to complete it (as usual), but I’m gonna pay in disk space for all the pics that I’m gonna have to insert. Unless… Ha! I’ve got an idea that might just work.

So, uh, you may have noticed the “new” symbol on the home page. I just thought it a nice, subtle way to celebrate getting 300 hits. 400 will be a little less special, but 500 will be good reason for a bigger celebration-type thingy. Oh, and that new pseudo-article might be a little harder on my disk space than I wanted it to be, because it’ll be all in graphics, kinda like the gallery, but not. You’ll see. You’ll all see!! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!

~Ryan out.

I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too

If the picture below is not one of the funniest and most true things you’ve ever seen, you’re clearly not attracted to questionably legal women. And that’s fine. You probably shouldn’t be. But I’m also of questionably legal age, so it’s not creepy for me.


I thought it my duty to share this with everyone I can before he changes it to something different. On a totally unrelated topic, I’m half done my next article and it’s going to be about twice as long as usual, so that means it’ll be in two different pages! I’m one step away from a frickin’ novel here. Now if only I could do something like this for English homework, I’d be set. That’s really all I have to share today. Oh, and while I’m at it, don’t forget to check out Gorilla Mask. It’s got some dirty stuff, but also hosts Rejectedand the other insane Hertzefeldt(sp?) toons. I’ll be adding it to the links section sometime in th future. Maybe now. Enjoy!

~Ryan out.

Everything sucks

As I stated, there has been an addition to the Chat Radio archives. Now, I just need to get m’self a scanner so I can start my web comic. 😀 Just kidding. I might put up a few strips and some stuff I’ve done for school work, but nothing regular like Penny Arcade. Hell, this whole site is based on me haphazardly gaining enough interest in something to write about it. So don’t expect a web comic. I was kidding. Go away. I wanna sleep but I can’t. I feel sick… At least the forums are bustling, with all three members…

~Ryan out.