So I finally saw New Moon last night. And I’m using “finally” in the “I finally ran out of ways to avoid it” sense, not the “I’m so excited we finally saw it” sense. It was not nearly as awful as Twilight, but still pretty bad. Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart still can’t act, and the Bella character is the stupidest fuckwit I’ve ever seen. But Taylor Lautner was atually quite good! I was surprised, to say the least. Also the fact that the werewolves were all Hulk-out rather than full moon was neat. A little sketchy, but it allows for a lot more werewolf than the full moon mythos allows. Anyway, it’s still basically two hours of whining, so I don’t recommend.