Ryan is a well-known stained glass craftsman.
Ryan has read the dictionary from cover to cover.
Ryan owns a pet coconut crab.
Ryan sells maps to the stars’ homes.
Ryan makes the world’s most delicious chocolate crepes.
Ryan is perfectly comfortable interacting with other people.
Ryan once ate seventeen whole pizzas in a single sitting.
Ryan helped to develop an effective anti-aging serum.
Ryan tames lions on the weekends.
Ryan is a visitor from beyond the stars.
Ryan is not in love with Anna Kendrick.
Ryan walks like an Egyptian.
Ryan gave up his rights to the Crown to pursue a career as a mime.
Ryan is simply a persona, TE is actually written by Jack McBrayer.