Ryan likes to do kung-fu kicks when nobody’s looking.
Ryan drinks between two and four cappuccinos every work day.
Ryan generally doesn’t drink coffee on weekends.
Ryan dreams about living a carefree life on the high seas.
Ryan’s greatest fear is ghosts. And recently, murderous robots.
Ryan suffers from trichotillomania, specifically in the mustache area.
Ryan dislikes hot weather.
Ryan hits the snooze button on his alarm up to seven times some mornings.
Ryan is not a fan of dress pants.
Ryan tries a little too hard to hold on to his past.
Ryan is not a bear.
Ryan does wish that he could do a better Winnie the Pooh voice, though.
Ryan sometimes wonders what ambition feels like.
Ryan is hungry.