I won’t be saved

It should be pretty well known that the United States get far more preferential treatment over Canada when it comes to material goods. Take Rock Band for example. Those cock-loving jackoffs over at EA decided to delay the release of the game in Canada for over a month so that they could ship more units throughout the States. I still haven’t got a copy, and I’m pissed, but that’s besides the point.

The more pressing matter is that the USA gets far more goodies than we do over in Canadaland. While they’re rolling in Crunch Berries and Cookie Crisps, we’re lucky to see a box of Lucky Charms on the shelves of our supermarkets. Cereals are jsut the tip of the iceberg too. We miss out on the most wonderful types of ice creams, cookies, chips, and all sorts of other junk food. During our most recent trip to the States, we found the following chocolatey treasures: Oreo Cakesters.

Honestly, I don’t know, these might be available somewhere in Canadia, but I’ve never seen them, and I’ve searched quite fervently for them. You see, Oreo Cakesters are awesome. They’re delicious sandwiches made of little puffs of chocolate with vanilla creme in the middle and oh oh oh I can’t even begin to describe them properly. They’re so soft and puffy, they just melt in your mouth. I only wish I had squirreled away a couple boxes for days like today that seem to exist solely to wear away at my soul.

Errr… Yeah, I suppose that’s it. It’s like… cookies. There really isn’t that much to say about them other than that I wish I was eating them right now.