Any love is good love

So I opened TE at work today, just to take a peek (not to update at work or anything… that would be wrong), and it turns out that at least there, the site is horribly broken in Internet Explorer. Now, if it weren’t for not having any alternatives at the office, I wouldn’t touch IE, but them’s the breaks. Quite unfortunately, I’m pretty sure I would get a scolding if I installed Firefox or Google Chrome.

Wished ever after would be like this

Okay, Monday is whatever I want it to be, right? Well today I choose to do a sort of Part 2 to yesterday’s post. And by that, I mean I have posted a new article; the 2008 Virtual Console Wishlist. It’s all about Super Nintendo games! And it actually falls closer to the intent of this “24 Days of Materialism” feature than yesterday’s rant, because it’s a loving tribute to things I would like to pay money for, whereas usually I talk about things I’ve already paid for.

So go read that maybe. It’s pretty one-sided, but I’m sure you’ll agree with me on at least the last game. If you don’t you’re a heartless monster and you shouldn’t be allowed to play video games.

Antisocial!

There are twelve months in a year, so I guess that means I should probably be able to find time to post at least twelve articles a year. To date, there are three with 2008 date stamps on them. And now there are four.

I’ve written a charming piece about the new Banjo-Kazooie game, and tried the whole new games journalism thing I keep hearing about so much over at Parish’s website. I don’t know how well I did it, but whatever. The sum of the review is that I love the game. It’s ironic though, because the professional reviewers say that it should have been more of the same old BK collection-platforming, but gamers tend to hate those old games. Oh well, I think it’s pretty good so yeah. I suggest you go have a read.

Oh, and I did run it though the spellchecker quickly, but it’s 2:30AM and I may have let some grammatical oopsies slip. Hell, there’s probably a boatload of typos in this post alone. I’m not gonna fucking proof it. I need to sleep!

Heaven is a girl that makes dreams come true

Oh, look! A blog update. How quaint.

But what is this that comes along with it? An “ar-tee-cool”? I have never heard of such a thing! Well, perhaps I’ll check it out anyway. It’s probably not a horrible cop-out just so the author can pretend he’s written something of value this year. And I’ll bet it’s completely spellchecked too. Nobody would just leave a fine piece of writing with all sorts of typos and grammatical errors, right? Right. It’ll be great. I’m sure of it.

Prepare your reading hats

I was going to go on about how much longer this has taken than it should have, but I noticed that previous years’ entires have been posted even later, so I suppose that my rambling would have been for naught. Anyhow, I decided to revive the reviled Christmas Gift article. You know the one. Fortunately, this one’s only one page, and far more concise than any before it. You can find it right here or at the top of the list on the aticles page. Good luck.

As a side-effect, some older articles have been moved over from Angelfire to this webspace. Notably, a couple under the “related” section you’ll find on the Navi in the new article.

The dawning of a new age

It’s hard to believe that sometime during this month, I will have been maintining this website for five years. That’s legendary for blogs that nobody reads. But maybe things will change this year. I’ve forgotten the site’s birthday/anniversary for like three years in a row, so I guess it’s time I make up for that. To celebrate, here’s a fresh coat of paint! Also, a lolcake.

I’ve still got a long way to go to get things all up to speed (never finished the last redecoration, and there’s still stuff to move over from the old Angelfire site), but we’re off to a good start. Everything looks crisp and extra-virginal in the new white theme. I’ll admit that it does seem a bit sterile, whereas the old black site had more personality, but the white look seems to be going out of style, and everyone knows it’s hip to be behind the trends. Or, I think that’s how it works anyway.

The first thing I would like to draw your attention to is the new NAVI Bar. It’s a pretty basic sidebar, but nicer-looking and with Engrish flair! You’ll notice that the rollover does more than just change the link color too. The spacing trick is a small touch, but still nice to look at, and if you hold your mouse over any link, a short description will pop up!

Eventually I hope to streamline most of the site to match this page, much like I had intended to do with the old layout. News archive pages will be stripped down to the base blog so that I don’t have to worry about maintaining any time-sensitive things like links. I have no idea what I’m going to do with the articles page, but something will happen. And if you hadn’t noticed, I’m still working in HTML with some help from CSS stylesheets. This could all flow so much easier if I were to take the time to learn PHP, but frankly, I know I’ll lose interest before I can make any good use of it. If anyone were willing to volunteer some time to make at least the main blog and articles page stream together nicely, that would kick ass… but I’m not asking or anything. It would totally have to be a “from the goodness of your heart” thing.

So yeah. All the articles will be stuck into this stuffy layout too, somehow, so if you don’t like it… Well, that’s a problem. You have to admit that it’ll look nicer than the randomly cobbled together pages I’ve got going now. Oh, and you’ll get a cookie if you can tell me which site this layout is inspired from. The last one was ripped almost directly from an old GorillaMask layout, but this one is a ripoff in spirit alone. I reworked the code for it all by myself.

Speaking of code, that’s the last change, as invisible as it may be. It’s not quite up to standards yet, but I weeded out a huge amount of useless tags from the index code, and cleaned up what was left a little. You’ll still get a headache trying to figure out what’s going on in there, but it’s better.

So that’s it for now. I’m not sure what the next few years will have in store, but hopefuly they’re more productive than the last year has been. Jeez, I must have published like, two articles this year? Oh well. At least the place looks prettier now.

Tell me, are you free?

My brain is mush. Probably has something to do with working on this stupid website stuff all day. The output being this stupid article. It’s about video games so blah. But it’s about old video games so yay. Could go either way really. I think the only thing that really makes it worth reading is that I spellchecked it, a luxury I don’t usually afford these things, so you won’t see any “thigns” or “mroes”. I did not proofread the whole thing however, so grammatical errors may remain.

Conclusion: if you play video games and you like nostalgia then jump right in. Otherwise ehhhh.

Make it snappy

I started writing another article tonight. Oh my Thor what a mistake. I’d forgotten how hard it is to write these things. And I’m doing it in the formal blog style too, so I’ve got certain vocabulary restraints that I usually don’t have to deal with. Actually, I’ve got two articles going right now, and I have no idea when they’ll be done. This most current one I’ll likely have up by Monday, but the other one I’ve been plucking away at since the middle of October. It’s a topic very close to my heart, so it has to be perfect. That said, it could very well never get done. But I prefer to be optimistic! We’ll say one by Monday for sure, and the next by the end of the year at latest. Well, at least a Part 1. It’s already pushing 3000 words and I’ve barely started.

Well, I guess in the end, at least I’m making excuses to create notes on Facebook telling people to come here and read my crap. That way, we all lose.

I guess I’m not that smart

I have uploaded a new article for your reading pleasure. Well, actually it’s more about the pictures than the words, so it’s classified under Pseudo-Articles. There’s another one like that coming soon, so stay tuned, I guess. As for now, I’ve got a comic to draw and a BioShock to play, so I’m out.

(Also, incase anyone got the wrong impression, that last post ended in a joke.)