{"id":9510,"date":"2021-12-22T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-12-22T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=9510"},"modified":"2021-12-20T17:21:12","modified_gmt":"2021-12-20T23:21:12","slug":"24-days-of-desire-22-fazbear-frights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=9510","title":{"rendered":"24 Days of Desire (22): Fazbear Frights"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I was all gung-ho to write this post about how I wanted a physical collection of the <em>Fazbear Frights<\/em> book series, and how I was sad that in this age of digital everything it would likely never happen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And then I was proved wrong. It&#8217;s happening in February of 2022.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"2133\" src=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/81l1fZHHhyL.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9511\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Fazbear Frights<\/em>, if you&#8217;re not familiar, is a series of short stories loosely based on the <strong>Five Nights at Freddy&#8217;s<\/strong> games. Each book contains three stories apiece, and they&#8217;re kind of like the successor to Goosebumps. Except that every single one of these stories is about haunted animatronics, or children being murdered in a pizzeria, or at least something along those lines. It seems like there&#8217;s may be a lack of diversity in these stories, but I don&#8217;t really know! I haven&#8217;t read any of them! And as someone who self-identifies as a FNAF superfan, I feel like I really ought to. Even though from what I&#8217;ve heard, the quality of the stories is all over the place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, I guess this is still a valid entry, because it&#8217;s a thing that I want. But it&#8217;s also a thing that I&#8217;m definitely going to have. Because I&#8217;ve placed a pre-order for it on Amazon. Just now. Between this paragraph and the last. You&#8217;re welcome to judge me for buying a collection of horror stories for children, but please know that I do not care.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was all gung-ho to write this post about how I wanted a physical collection of the Fazbear Frights book series, and how I was sad that in this age of digital everything it would likely never happen. And then I was proved wrong. It&#8217;s happening in February of 2022.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,30,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-reading","category-spooky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9510"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9512,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9510\/revisions\/9512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}