{"id":940,"date":"2011-10-24T16:12:41","date_gmt":"2011-10-24T21:12:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=940"},"modified":"2011-10-21T00:15:55","modified_gmt":"2011-10-21T05:15:55","slug":"rdrr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=940","title":{"rendered":"RDRR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to type and eat a Subway sandwich at the same time.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/subwich.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"487\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I dunno. I guess when I took the picture I thought that was a hilarious line. Derp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to type and eat a Subway sandwich at the same time. I dunno. I guess when I took the picture I thought that was a hilarious line. Derp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=940"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":942,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions\/942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}