{"id":9098,"date":"2021-06-24T08:00:43","date_gmt":"2021-06-24T13:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=9098"},"modified":"2021-06-24T11:19:00","modified_gmt":"2021-06-24T16:19:00","slug":"a-most-ironic-donut-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=9098","title":{"rendered":"A most ironic donut review"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s been a while since there was a post that doesn&#8217;t fall under the &#8220;you-know-what&#8221; category, so here, have a review of a Tim Horton&#8217;s donut that I speculated had become a permanent menu item, but in reality was pulled from the menu like the day after I filmed the review.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"New York Cheesecake Dream Donut | TE Junk Food Review\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6YSFmSxFWaw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The worst part about it, is that since the donut in question was removed from the menu, I wasn&#8217;t able to find a clean promotional image of the thing for the thumbnail. And so my big, dumb face had to be plastered in there, instead of the usual cartoon Ryan that I like to have in the thumbnails. It bothers me so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a while since there was a post that doesn&#8217;t fall under the &#8220;you-know-what&#8221; category, so here, have a review of a Tim Horton&#8217;s donut that I speculated had become a permanent menu item, but in reality was pulled from the menu like the day after I filmed the review. The worst part about &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=9098\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A most ironic donut review<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9098"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9100,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9098\/revisions\/9100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}