{"id":8743,"date":"2020-12-24T08:00:42","date_gmt":"2020-12-24T14:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=8743"},"modified":"2020-12-15T11:20:31","modified_gmt":"2020-12-15T17:20:31","slug":"24-days-of-quarantine-fun-day-24-rudolphs-tipsy-spritzer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=8743","title":{"rendered":"24 Days of Quarantine Fun \u2013 Day 24: Rudolph&#8217;s Tipsy Spritzer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It&#8217;s here. Finally, this stupid thing is over. Every year that I do this, I always come to regret it by like, Day 11, but I always push on through because it&#8217;s too late to stop at that point. Sunk cost fallacy and all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I&#8217;m sick of writing blog entries, all stressed out by having to think up 24 things (it&#8217;s a lot, right?) and then write something passably thoughtful about them. What&#8217;s the best way to forget your troubles? A severe head injury!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s probably not an avenue that you want to pursue, though. I don&#8217;t particularly fancy the idea. I do have an alternative suggestion, though: alcohol! Yeah, that&#8217;s much more plausible. You probably won&#8217;t actually forget your troubles, but if you drink enough, they&#8217;ll be replaced with a whole new set of troubles. And that&#8217;s&#8230; something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Specifically, I want to mention a concoction that my mom has been making on Xmas day for the past couple years now: Rudolph&#8217;s Tipsy Spritzer. I&#8217;m not sure where she got the idea -probably Pinterest- but a quick Googling reveals that there are dozens of recipes with that name, so I&#8217;m just not going to credit anyone. How about that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve never watched it all come together, but my understanding of the ingredients is this: Vodka, 7-Up, vodka, orange juice, vodka, and maraschino cherries. It goes great with breakfast, and is the only cocktail that I&#8217;ve ever really grown attached to. Probably because it&#8217;s a once-a-year thing and is attached to happy memories of spending Xmas day with my family. Also, it&#8217;s the one time a year I have an excuse to be wasted by breakfast time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t really know how Xmas is going to pan out this year, but the plan <em>was<\/em> for my (immediate) family to get together and just hang out and spend the entire day drinking, eating, and napping. It sounded like a perfect Xmas to me, but the current public health orders restricting people from entering a house that is not their home are kind of spoiling that. Whoops! Looks like I&#8217;ll just have to spend the Xmas long weekend all alone in my condo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s here. Finally, this stupid thing is over. Every year that I do this, I always come to regret it by like, Day 11, but I always push on through because it&#8217;s too late to stop at that point. Sunk cost fallacy and all. So I&#8217;m sick of writing blog entries, all stressed out by &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=8743\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">24 Days of Quarantine Fun \u2013 Day 24: Rudolph&#8217;s Tipsy Spritzer<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,22,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs","category-holidays","category-irl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8743"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8743\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8744,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8743\/revisions\/8744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}