{"id":858,"date":"2004-09-09T08:26:39","date_gmt":"2004-09-09T13:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=858"},"modified":"2011-10-19T12:35:35","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T17:35:35","slug":"its-official-im-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=858","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s official: I&#8217;m old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www2.b3ta.com\/spidermanwillmakeyougay\/\" target=\"_blank\">Happy<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/x-entertainment.com\/articles\/0905\/\" target=\"_blank\">birthday<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www2.b3ta.com\/bunnygame\/\" target=\"_blank\">to<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www2.b3ta.com\/top-10-cutest-kittens\/\" target=\"_blank\">me.<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.channel4.com\/entertainment\/tv\/microsites\/D\/distraction\/game.html\" target=\"_blank\">Nothing<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/x-entertainment.com\/articles\/0911\/\" target=\"_blank\">but<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vgcats.com\/comics\/?strip_id=110\" target=\"_blank\">links<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.csupomona.edu\/~jelerma\/springfield\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">to<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.scary-crayon.com\/games\/funnest5\/\" target=\"_blank\">things<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/homestarrunner.com\/dg1.html\" target=\"_blank\">I<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/web.utanet.at\/nkehrer\/ONE_Play.html\" target=\"_blank\">like<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.smmd.net\/roms.php\" target=\"_blank\">today.<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/nbc\/Joey\/index.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">So<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/homestarrunner.com\/sbemail14.html\" target=\"_blank\">that&#8217;s<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocremix.org\/detailgame.php?gameid=66\" target=\"_blank\">it.<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.i-mockery.com\/minimocks\/peep-game\/default.php\" target=\"_blank\">Seeya<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerry.digisle.tv\/room.html\" target=\"_blank\">later,<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/whiteninjacomics.com\/comics\/life.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">dudes.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy\u00a0birthday\u00a0to\u00a0me.\u00a0Nothing\u00a0but\u00a0links\u00a0to\u00a0things\u00a0I\u00a0like\u00a0today.\u00a0So\u00a0that&#8217;s\u00a0it.\u00a0Seeya\u00a0later,\u00a0dudes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=858"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":890,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/858\/revisions\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}