{"id":84,"date":"2011-08-26T16:27:16","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T16:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=84"},"modified":"2011-09-18T03:19:25","modified_gmt":"2011-09-18T03:19:25","slug":"really-really-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"Really, really fat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s potluck day at work. I&#8217;ve already eaten enough perogies and veggies that I&#8217;m surprised my co-workers don&#8217;t have to roll me around. I&#8217;m trying to lose weight for the wedding, and going back for more would be <em>very<\/em> counter-productive to that cause.<\/p>\n<p>But there is a cheesecake in the lunch room.<\/p>\n<p>It beckons me. I can hear it calling; its sweet, gooey voice echoing in my mind.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how much longer I can resist&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Itchy. Tasty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s potluck day at work. I&#8217;ve already eaten enough perogies and veggies that I&#8217;m surprised my co-workers don&#8217;t have to roll me around. I&#8217;m trying to lose weight for the wedding, and going back for more would be very counter-productive to that cause. But there is a cheesecake in the lunch room. It beckons me. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=84\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Really, really fat<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,21,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs","category-irl","category-spooky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/85"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}