{"id":7910,"date":"2019-10-08T08:00:57","date_gmt":"2019-10-08T13:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7910"},"modified":"2019-10-06T19:51:52","modified_gmt":"2019-10-07T00:51:52","slug":"what-is-a-pop-tart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7910","title":{"rendered":"What is a Pop-Tart?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A miserable little pile of frosting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Overused references aside, I&#8217;ve been doing more Pop-Tarts reviews over the last couple months. Since the blog&#8217;s been dead and all, I took some time off from the internet and then decided to go back to working on video content for a bit. I&#8217;ve posted a video every Sunday for nine weeks in a row now, which is incredibly consistent for a flake like me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was actually considering starting other video-based content since I wasn&#8217;t doing anything with this blog, but who knows now? Writing is just so much easier. Anyhow, here&#8217;s the most recent Pop-Tart Review. It&#8217;s mediocre!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Ryan&#039;s Pop-Tarts Review! - Cherry Jolly Rancher\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7hkO7_ZZ7JY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A miserable little pile of frosting. Overused references aside, I&#8217;ve been doing more Pop-Tarts reviews over the last couple months. Since the blog&#8217;s been dead and all, I took some time off from the internet and then decided to go back to working on video content for a bit. I&#8217;ve posted a video every Sunday &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7910\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What is a Pop-Tart?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[62,63,64],"class_list":["post-7910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs","tag-pop-tarts","tag-review","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7910"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7913,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7910\/revisions\/7913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}