{"id":7861,"date":"2018-12-21T08:00:22","date_gmt":"2018-12-21T13:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7861"},"modified":"2018-12-18T22:05:18","modified_gmt":"2018-12-19T03:05:18","slug":"the-24-days-of-gluttony-day-21-sugar-cookie-toast-crunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7861","title":{"rendered":"The 24 Days of Gluttony : Day 21 &#8211; Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I could probably sit here for a while, banging on my keyboard until something vaguely witty or funny or interesting ended up on the screen, but I&#8217;d rather just cut to the chase today.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/24days2018\/24201821.JPG\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch is disappointing. I don&#8217;t know why, because it&#8217;s exactly what I should have expected. What it is, is Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but without the cinnamon. Just, more sugar instead. They took the best part out! Why? What was the point?<\/p>\n<p>Props to General Mills for doing the <del>holiday<\/del> winter cereal thing. Truly, I appreciate the effort. And the fact that they&#8217;re selling it in Canada is exemplary. Unfortunately, the cereal itself just didn&#8217;t do anything for me. Especially not with Count Chocula and Fruity Pebbles sitting right there behind it.<\/p>\n<p>Not feelin&#8217; it. I want to, though. I desperately want to, but it&#8217;s not happening. I feel like I&#8217;ve failed as a connoisseur of sugary cereals. I&#8217;m hanging up my spoons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I could probably sit here for a while, banging on my keyboard until something vaguely witty or funny or interesting ended up on the screen, but I&#8217;d rather just cut to the chase today. Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch is disappointing. I don&#8217;t know why, because it&#8217;s exactly what I should have expected. What it is, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7861\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The 24 Days of Gluttony : Day 21 &#8211; Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7861"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7862,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7861\/revisions\/7862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}