{"id":7834,"date":"2018-12-13T08:00:14","date_gmt":"2018-12-13T13:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7834"},"modified":"2018-12-11T19:24:56","modified_gmt":"2018-12-12T00:24:56","slug":"the-24-days-of-gluttony-day-13-together-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7834","title":{"rendered":"The 24 Days of Gluttony : Day 13 &#8211; Together Breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you watched <em>Steven Universe<\/em> yet? Because if not, I&#8217;d like to share with you the good word of <em>Steven Universe<\/em>. It is easily one of the best cartoons ever. You really ought to check it out. And I&#8217;m not just saying that. This show actually inspired me to make a meal that I never would have cobbled together otherwise.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/24days2018\/24201813.JPG\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Behold, the Together Breakfast! It&#8217;s actually been a while since I made this, but I felt like I should probably get around to posting about it. I made this for myself on my birthday this year, partly because it seemed delicious, and partly because I loved the irony of spending my birthday morning eating something called a Together Breakfast all by my lonesome.<\/p>\n<p>The recipe is simple: you take a stack of waffles, coat it in syrup and whipped cream, toss on a handful of popcorn, and then plop a strawberry on top. Though I used kettle corn instead of regular popcorn, because kettle corn is the <em>best<\/em>. And I also threw on a few more strawberries after I took the picture. As if\u00a0I was really going to only use <em>one<\/em> strawberry.<\/p>\n<p>Together Breakfast is amazing, and I really wish waffles didn&#8217;t take so got-danged long to make, because I&#8217;d love to have this again. But I just don&#8217;t have the patience required to do the waffles. I could probably sub in pancakes just fine, since they take slightly less time to make, but ehhhh. I really like waffles. And I am not using Eggos. Eggos are fine in pretty much any other situation, but the waffles have gotta be home-made for this. Also my waffle maker makes waffles in the shape of Stormtrooper helmets, which is super rad.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I don&#8217;t have much else to say about it, then. Can you tell that I&#8217;m already running out of passion for writing these daily blog posts? I think it actually started to wear thin around day six or so. But I&#8217;m-a keep going anyway! We&#8217;ve passed the halfway mark, can&#8217;t give up now! Tomorrow: something moderately more holiday-styled!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you watched Steven Universe yet? Because if not, I&#8217;d like to share with you the good word of Steven Universe. It is easily one of the best cartoons ever. You really ought to check it out. And I&#8217;m not just saying that. This show actually inspired me to make a meal that I never &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7834\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The 24 Days of Gluttony : Day 13 &#8211; Together Breakfast<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7834"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7837,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7834\/revisions\/7837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}