{"id":7828,"date":"2018-12-10T08:00:54","date_gmt":"2018-12-10T13:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7828"},"modified":"2018-12-09T11:37:54","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T16:37:54","slug":"the-24-days-of-gluttony-day-10-mickey-anniversary-oreos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7828","title":{"rendered":"The 24 Days of Gluttony : Day 10 &#8211; Mickey Anniversary Oreos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what really grinds my gears? There are exactly zero interesting holiday-style chocolate bars out this year. Like, I&#8217;ve been looking, and there&#8217;s squat. You get the regular stuff like red-and-green Smarties or&#8230; you know what, that might actually be it. There was literally nothing else memorable available. At least that I&#8217;ve been able to find. Blame Canada.<\/p>\n<p>So today, where it says &#8220;chocolate&#8221; on my spreadsheet, I am reduced to reviewing this:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/24days2018\/24201810.JPG\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oreos with Mickey Mouse&#8217;s face stamped on &#8217;em. I&#8217;m not going to lie, this week is going to be stretched very thin for anything actually holiday-themed.<\/p>\n<p>But the Mickey Oreos have a special charm of their own. For one, I love that packaging. The simplicity of the white and sprinkles really works for me. Plus, you can&#8217;t go wrong with the classic Mickey design. I&#8217;m a little bit lost as to what &#8220;The True Original&#8221; means. Like, in comparison to what? I just&#8230; I need some context here, and it&#8217;s much too early in the morning for me to be trying to make up my own silly backstory.<\/p>\n<p>Also worth noting is that these Oreos are birthday cake flavoured. Which is like my absolute favourite Oreo flavour, right behind cinnamon roll and Halloween. I know for a fact that I&#8217;ve gone on the &#8220;I&#8217;m addicted to birthday cake flavoured things&#8221; rant many, many times before on this here blog, so I won&#8217;t bother again. You should know this by now.<\/p>\n<p>As far as the three fun Mickey designs that the packaging boasts about? I couldn&#8217;t be bothered to photograph them all, but in my defense, they&#8217;re all pretty underwhelming. Because it&#8217;s a straight-up lie. There&#8217;s the one Mickey design you see on the package, one is a party popper with some small Mickey head shapes around it, and the last one is just a big 90. LAME.<\/p>\n<p>But hey, they&#8217;re birthday cake Oreos. I can&#8217;t help but sing their praises, even if the fun designs are not actually all that fun. Beats the standard Oreo logo. So&#8230; buy them. Buy the delicious birthday cake Oreos. They&#8217;re limited!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what really grinds my gears? There are exactly zero interesting holiday-style chocolate bars out this year. Like, I&#8217;ve been looking, and there&#8217;s squat. You get the regular stuff like red-and-green Smarties or&#8230; you know what, that might actually be it. There was literally nothing else memorable available. At least that I&#8217;ve been able &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7828\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The 24 Days of Gluttony : Day 10 &#8211; Mickey Anniversary Oreos<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7828"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7829,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7828\/revisions\/7829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}