My new article is up. Should have been done yesterday, but while I was writing I got distracted by lunch, and then GameCube. I just can’t resist tasty things. Or GameCube. Especially when my alternative is writing. Don’t get me wrong, folks, I love writing, but it gets tiresome and annoying after a while. So I took a day-long break. It’s not exactly the next installment in the Disney World saga, but it’s sort of a spin-off. Anyways, updates will hopefully be a lot more frequent this week, cause I want to finish this Disney World thing in as small a timeframe as possible, just to minimize unneccessary suspense. And that’s all for today.<\/p>\n
No, wait. Gotta give a shout out to my buddy Justin, who hits the big 18 today. Happy birthday, man. You know I can’t afford more than this, so don’t expect anything.<\/p>\n
~Ryan out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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