This is it: the big collection of video game commercials that I’d been aching for since March. Okay, yeah, with that qualification, it’s obvious that I was 90% in it just for the Smash. But hey, there were other neat things, too! Let’s take a look at the sentence or two that I had to say about them!<\/p>\n
Daemon X Machina<\/strong> – OOH ANIME MECHS. I LIKE. It’s like the best parts of Xenoblade X but made by Platinum and Suda51. (Except not. It’s actually Marvelous making it.)<\/p>\n Xenoblade 2 DLC<\/strong> – Speaking of Xenoblade… Hey it’s that promised story expansion DLC for the game that I’ve still only seen like 50% of. It’s a prequel with a new titan, I guess? I don’t know, the narration was Japanese and my phone was sitting on a stand that obscured the subtitles. Obviously I’m going in on it, because Xenoblade 2 is freakin’ sweet and yeah I’ll take any more of it that they’re willing to give me.<\/p>\n Pok\u00e9mon Let’s Go<\/strong> – No new information here. Just Reggie pimping the lame Pok\u00e9ball Plus accessory. But it does give you a free Mew, so…<\/p>\n Super Mario Party\u00a0<\/strong>– I don’t have friends, so I don’t care. And even if I did, I’m sure they’d just dump all over it instead of playing with me. Dig the logo, though.<\/p>\n Fire Emblem: Three Houses<\/strong> – It’s Fire Emblem on Switch, which is so cool, which I’m down with. But I have played exactly one Fire Emblem game ever, and I have my doubts that I’ll be adding this one to the list any time soon.<\/p>\n Fortnite<\/strong> – Nope. Don’t care. I do like how not-gritty it is, though. And cool that it’s out NOW.<\/p>\n Overcooked 2<\/strong> – I’ve heard many times that Overcooked is great, but again, with the lack of friends and all.<\/p>\n Killer Queen Black<\/strong> – Like, seriously. No friends. Okay, one friend. But that’s still not really enough to care about multiplayer party games.<\/p>\n Hollow Knight<\/strong> – Ah! A single-player game! There we go! But I’ve played it already, so… oh, what? It’s available today? And only $17? Hey, I mean, it’s not like I<\/em> paid money to play it the first time…<\/p>\n Octopath Traveler<\/strong> – New demo with carry-over data… but I really don’t have time to fit that in at the moment. I don’t even know that I’ll be able to make time for the full game come July.<\/p>\n Sizzle reel<\/strong> – Mostly things shown at other presentations, or that are already out, or are getting DLC soon. Nothing that made me shriek with joy. Dark Souls still doesn’t have a release date, and Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate made an appearance. Hi, 5 seconds of Mega Man 11!<\/p>\n Super Smash Bros Ultimate<\/strong> – There was a lot<\/em> to process here, so rather than trying to clean it up, here’s my stream-of-consciousness notes, hastily typed as I was watching: Oh Sakurai, you joker. Link has new moves!\u00a0 Zelda is Link Between Worlds style!! (<3) Ice Climbers are back! Pok\u00e9mon trainer! Lucas! Ryu! Ganondorf looks better than ever! Cloud! SNAKE IS BACK! Pichu! Toon Link AND Young Link! Wolf! MEGAMAN! Every fighter ever is back!<\/em><\/strong> This is amazing news!\u00a0 BIG BLUUUUE! Daisy?? (Aw, dangit.) Inkling seems awesome, and I love the Squid Sisters assist trophy. But where’s Off The Hook? Bomberman assist trophy? Nice! Ooh and a deadly Fake Smash Ball! GOOD LORD RIDLEY MURDERED MARIO AND MEGA MAN.<\/p>\n Verdict: Super Smash Bros Ultimate is out on December 7 and that’s all that matters<\/em>. Everything else was gravy at best, or I just didn’t care. Smash is all I wanted from this presentation. It’s all I wanted from this E3. And by God, they delivered!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This is it: the big collection of video game commercials that I’d been aching for since March. Okay, yeah, with that qualification, it’s obvious that I was 90% in it just for the Smash. But hey, there were other neat things, too! 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