{"id":7606,"date":"2018-05-14T08:00:34","date_gmt":"2018-05-14T13:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7606"},"modified":"2018-05-14T12:35:10","modified_gmt":"2018-05-14T17:35:10","slug":"a-tale-of-two-clocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7606","title":{"rendered":"A tale of two clocks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every night before I go to bed, I set not one, but <em>two<\/em> alarms for the next morning. One is my phone, and the other is a more traditional analog alarm clock (but with beeps instead of bells). I do this because on more than one occasion, my phone&#8217;s alarm has gone off in the morning, but mysteriously didn&#8217;t make any sound, which renders it completely useless. So I like to have a backup juuuuust in case.<\/p>\n<p>The reason I&#8217;m telling this story is because this morning, having that second alarm totally saved my bacon.<\/p>\n<p>See, on Sunday morning we had a power outage for a few hours. And by &#8220;we&#8221; I mean &#8220;my building&#8221; because I looked it up and there was no news report, so it couldn&#8217;t have been too widespread. Anyway, this outage turned off my PC, which I normally leave on all the time. I didn&#8217;t bother to turn it back on, because I didn&#8217;t use it at all yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>This was almost my undoing, as I always plug my phone into said PC to charge overnight. However, when the PC is powered down&#8230; That&#8217;s right: the phone won&#8217;t charge. And I should have realized it too, because I specifically noticed that my phone did not make the plugged-in chime when I plugged it in. Being that it had only 1% battery life when I went to bed, it died overnight and did not sound my alarm in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s the story of how I was saved from the embarrassment of sleeping in by having a backup alarm clock.<\/p>\n<p>(But it&#8217;s really the story of how boring I am, as this is the most exciting thing happening in my life.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every night before I go to bed, I set not one, but two alarms for the next morning. One is my phone, and the other is a more traditional analog alarm clock (but with beeps instead of bells). I do this because on more than one occasion, my phone&#8217;s alarm has gone off in the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7606\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A tale of two clocks<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-irl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7606"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7607,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7606\/revisions\/7607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}