{"id":7581,"date":"2018-05-02T08:00:37","date_gmt":"2018-05-02T13:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7581"},"modified":"2018-05-01T13:05:50","modified_gmt":"2018-05-01T18:05:50","slug":"the-briefest-follow-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7581","title":{"rendered":"The briefest follow-up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7560\">Hey, I bought a box of Oreo O&#8217;s.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Turn out I was right, they&#8217;re not good. But they&#8217;re not really the worst, either. Like, they have an off-fake-chocolate taste. Not unlike an actual Oreo cookie, but even milder.<\/p>\n<p>So in conclusion, you can definitely eat Oreo O&#8217;s, but I wouldn&#8217;t exactly recommend it. There are better ways to spend your six dollars. Honeycomb, Golden Grahams, Reese&#8217;s Puffs. You know, cereals that actually taste good.<\/p>\n<p>I also forgot to take a picture. I don&#8217;t really mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, I bought a box of Oreo O&#8217;s. Turn out I was right, they&#8217;re not good. But they&#8217;re not really the worst, either. Like, they have an off-fake-chocolate taste. Not unlike an actual Oreo cookie, but even milder. So in conclusion, you can definitely eat Oreo O&#8217;s, but I wouldn&#8217;t exactly recommend it. There are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=7581\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The briefest follow-up<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7581"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7582,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7581\/revisions\/7582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}