No foolin’! I played games in March!<\/p>\n
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past<\/strong> (SNES) – Done and dusted. Always a great time, and even that danged Ice Palace wasn’t nearly as bad as I remember it.<\/p>\n Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards<\/strong> (N64) – I can’t think of anything meaningful to say about this game in two lines. How about you go read this much bigger thing I wrote about it?<\/p>\n Kirby: Star Allies<\/strong> (Switch) – I might not have played this if not for a change to the My Nintendo program right before release that allowed a nice big discount on the purchase.<\/p>\n Knack<\/strong> (PS4) – I tried to be positive about it for a long time, but by Chapter Nine I was fully willing to admit that I hate it. Yet I powered through to the end anyway. What is wrong with me?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Piczle Lines DX<\/strong> (Switch) – A new update added 60 more puzzles for free<\/em>, ensuring that I will never, ever finish this game.\u00a0(And then later in the month they added 20 more!)<\/p>\n Zelda: Breath of the Wild<\/strong> (Switch) – Started a new game on Master Mode, which is brutal<\/em>. Swapping in tougher enemies is one thing, but giving them regenerating HP is just mean.<\/p>\n Monster Hunter World<\/strong> (PS4) – I’ve mostly been distracted by Breath of the Wild, but took some time away from Hyrule to hunt a few Deviljhos.<\/p>\n Yoshi’s Island<\/strong> (SNES) – While I do regard this as one of the greatest games ever made, it still bothers me that Yoshi’s movement is so slippery. I hate not being sure where I’m going to land.<\/p>\n Part-Time UFO<\/strong> (iOS) – The cutest little physics game, where you use a UFO’s crane to stack objects. It may be the most fun I’ve had playing a game on my phone. And no microtransactions!<\/p>\n Vostok Inc.<\/strong> (Switch) – I really only played the demo (for several\u00a0hours), but this appears to be the ultimate expression of Cookie Clicker, with a sweet twin-stick shooter\u00a0layered on top.<\/p>\n Into the Breach<\/strong> (PC) – Tactical RPG (which I love)\u00a0flavoured with roguelike elements (which I dislike). Haven’t played a lot yet, but so far it seems like it works pretty darn well.<\/p>\n Bayonetta<\/strong> (Switch) –\u00a0I like mostly everything about this game, except: I’m not having any fun. It’s ridiculously difficult in the way that it demands frame-perfect reflexes. I’m much too old for that.<\/p>\n Outlast<\/strong> (Switch) – A spook-em-up where the order of the day is jumpscares by the boatload. Which makes me wonder why I bought this, because I cannot<\/em> deal with jumpscares.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" No foolin’! I played games in March! ~ Game Over ~ The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES) – Done and dusted. Always a great time, and even that danged Ice Palace wasn’t nearly as bad as I remember it. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (N64) – I can’t think of anything … Continue reading Monthend Video Game Wrap-Up – March 2018<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,32,49,20,27,6,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mobile-games","category-monster-hunter","category-monthend","category-retro-gaming","category-spooky","category-video-games","category-zelda"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7442"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7521,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7442\/revisions\/7521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}~ Now Playing ~<\/h2>\n