{"id":6952,"date":"2017-08-02T08:00:29","date_gmt":"2017-08-02T13:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6952"},"modified":"2017-08-01T14:15:30","modified_gmt":"2017-08-01T19:15:30","slug":"ribs-tickled-check","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6952","title":{"rendered":"Ribs tickled? Check."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was reviewing my bank account the other day and nearly died laughing when I saw this credit card payment entry:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/merkins.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6953\" src=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/merkins.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"92\" srcset=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/merkins.png 620w, https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/merkins-300x45.png 300w, https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/merkins-500x74.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(If you&#8217;re not aware, a merkin is a wig for your genitals.)<\/p>\n<p>This came about because you aren&#8217;t allowed a ton of\u00a0characters in a transaction description, so I often truncate it&#8230; this payment happened to be for <strong>Borderlands: The Handsome Collection<\/strong> and my ticket to <a href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6940\">The Merkin Sisters<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was reviewing my bank account the other day and nearly died laughing when I saw this credit card payment entry: (If you&#8217;re not aware, a merkin is a wig for your genitals.) This came about because you aren&#8217;t allowed a ton of\u00a0characters in a transaction description, so I often truncate it&#8230; this payment happened &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6952\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ribs tickled? Check.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b","category-irl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6952"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6952\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6961,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6952\/revisions\/6961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}