{"id":6868,"date":"2017-06-30T08:00:26","date_gmt":"2017-06-30T13:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6868"},"modified":"2017-06-27T16:08:10","modified_gmt":"2017-06-27T21:08:10","slug":"happy-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6868","title":{"rendered":"Happy Tomorrow!"},"content":{"rendered":"

On account of my silly Monthend posts running on the first of every month, I’d like to extend to all my fine readers a Happy Canada Day!<\/strong><\/span> today, in lieu of tomorrow.<\/p>\n

I probably won’t be doing much. Maybe go see Wonder Woman<\/em> with my dad. Drink a few beers. Basically, act as if it’s any other Saturday.<\/p>\n

The beloved Ryan’s Canada Day Tradition is dead and buried. I\u00a0feel like I cannot bear to go out to Lac Du Bonnet any more,\u00a0as I really don’t want to have to put up with my ex-laws for even a minute. And we all know that my ex-mother-in-law would not\u00a0simply let me go if she caught a glimpse of me. Oh, if only it were so easy as to just ignore them.<\/p>\n

I suppose I could try to go in disguise, but it’s really not worth the effort. Doing the exact same thing every year kind of killed it for me, anyhow.\u00a0The fireworks are always set to the exact same soundtrack, the Bargain Shop hasn’t had anything that sparked my interest in years, and I just\u00a0don’t think I’d\u00a0enjoy spending the day out there as much as I used to without a ladyfriend.<\/p>\n

Sorry if this comes off as a bit depressing. It’s a long weekend! Be happy! Have a great time! Eat something maple-flavoured! Yay, Canada!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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[I didn’t already have an image of a maple leaf and couldn’t be bothered to steal one from Google]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On account of my silly Monthend posts running on the first of every month, I’d like to extend to all my fine readers a Happy Canada Day! today, in lieu of tomorrow. I probably won’t be doing much. Maybe go see Wonder Woman with my dad. Drink a few beers. Basically, act as if it’s … Continue reading Happy Tomorrow!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6868"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6873,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6868\/revisions\/6873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}