{"id":6659,"date":"2017-04-11T10:32:59","date_gmt":"2017-04-11T15:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6659"},"modified":"2017-04-11T10:32:59","modified_gmt":"2017-04-11T15:32:59","slug":"wherein-there-are-tarts-that-pop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6659","title":{"rendered":"Wherein there are tarts that pop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t really mentioned these on the ol&#8217; blog lately&#8230; But I&#8217;ve been uploading the &#8220;leftover&#8221; Pop-Tarts Review videos recently. They&#8217;re going up alternating weeks with TE articles, so that every weekend (or Monday sometimes) I&#8217;m adding &#8220;content&#8221; to the internet. It won&#8217;t last long, but I suppose that a short run of consistent content is better than nothing.<\/p>\n<p>So here, watch this review that I phoned in because Kellogg&#8217;s phoned in the tarts in question.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/X5ejCzeOoTg\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Oh, hey, the next one is gonna be #50! It&#8217;s too bad I didn&#8217;t think that far ahead and plan&#8230; <em>anything<\/em> for it. Whoops!<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s another new-ish one from a couple weeks ago, too. Uh&#8230; Pink Lemonade. You&#8217;re a smart cookie. Go on and look it up for yourself if you&#8217;re interested. I refuse to embed two videos in one post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t really mentioned these on the ol&#8217; blog lately&#8230; But I&#8217;ve been uploading the &#8220;leftover&#8221; Pop-Tarts Review videos recently. They&#8217;re going up alternating weeks with TE articles, so that every weekend (or Monday sometimes) I&#8217;m adding &#8220;content&#8221; to the internet. It won&#8217;t last long, but I suppose that a short run of consistent content &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6659\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wherein there are tarts that pop<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6659"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6660,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6659\/revisions\/6660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}