{"id":6567,"date":"2017-03-13T08:00:43","date_gmt":"2017-03-13T13:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6567"},"modified":"2017-03-13T14:31:35","modified_gmt":"2017-03-13T19:31:35","slug":"hey-look-a-food-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6567","title":{"rendered":"Hey look a food post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/cliff.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6568\" src=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/cliff.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"311\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/cliff.jpg 311w, https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/cliff-233x300.jpg 233w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 311px) 100vw, 311px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;ve been eating these Clif bars lately, in an attempt to improve my snacking habits by buying organic (or in this case, 70% organic) snacks. I don&#8217;t know if that actually means this junk is healthier, but at least I can tell myself I&#8217;m doing something good for my body. I also use the term &#8220;snack&#8221; very loosely, as a Clif bar is quite often\u00a0my entire\u00a0lunch on a work day.<\/p>\n<p>Pictured beside this text is the Peanut Butter Crunch variety of Clif bar, and it is <em>awful<\/em>. It tastes nothing like peanut butter, and has more of a crisp to it than an actual crunch. Just a big disappointment on every front. In fact, it&#8217;s pretty much just gross. I hate it and am never buying these again.<\/p>\n<p>The Chocolate Chip bar, though? Delectable. Those, I think, are going to be the gold standard for other Clif bars to measure up to. Though they&#8217;ll probably be the only ones I buy anyway, because they and the PB flavour are the only ones I see in boxes. I&#8217;ll be damned if I&#8217;m going to start buying these friggin&#8217; things individually.<\/p>\n<p>I think that next time I&#8217;m going to try Larabar, though. Those &#8220;food made from food&#8221; commercials have gotten to me and I&#8217;m willing to give &#8217;em a go at least once.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been eating these Clif bars lately, in an attempt to improve my snacking habits by buying organic (or in this case, 70% organic) snacks. I don&#8217;t know if that actually means this junk is healthier, but at least I can tell myself I&#8217;m doing something good for my body. I also use the term &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6567\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hey look a food post<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6567"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6573,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6567\/revisions\/6573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}