{"id":6540,"date":"2017-03-03T08:00:44","date_gmt":"2017-03-03T13:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6540"},"modified":"2017-03-02T16:23:22","modified_gmt":"2017-03-02T21:23:22","slug":"merry-switchmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6540","title":{"rendered":"Merry Switchmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s finally here! The most exciting quinquennial (give or take) occasion: The launch of a new Nintendo Games Machine! Happy Switch Day, everyone!<\/p>\n<p>Betcha didn&#8217;t know <em>that<\/em> word. Quinquennial.<\/p>\n<p>This post was\u00a0written in advance, because quite frankly I&#8217;m going to be upset\u00a0about and try to avoid having to\u00a0do\u00a0anything\u00a0that&#8217;s not <strong>Zelda: Breath of the Wild<\/strong> for the next few weeks. Expect few posts in the coming weeks, but <em>maybe<\/em> some vague impressions on the Switch and\/or Zelda over the weekend. Maybe.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/botw.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6541\" src=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/botw.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/botw.jpg 550w, https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/botw-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/botw-500x262.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s finally here! The most exciting quinquennial (give or take) occasion: The launch of a new Nintendo Games Machine! Happy Switch Day, everyone! Betcha didn&#8217;t know that word. Quinquennial. This post was\u00a0written in advance, because quite frankly I&#8217;m going to be upset\u00a0about and try to avoid having to\u00a0do\u00a0anything\u00a0that&#8217;s not Zelda: Breath of the Wild for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6540\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Merry Switchmas!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,6,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-video-games","category-zelda"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6540"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6542,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6540\/revisions\/6542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}