{"id":6464,"date":"2017-03-01T08:00:50","date_gmt":"2017-03-01T13:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6464"},"modified":"2017-03-02T15:35:07","modified_gmt":"2017-03-02T20:35:07","slug":"monthend-video-game-wrap-up-february-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6464","title":{"rendered":"Monthend Video Game Wrap-Up \u2013 February 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to do these introductory blurbs for the Monthend posts. I guess they&#8217;re more traditional than anything at this point.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, thank Zeus that February is finally over. Two more days to Switch!<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">~ Game Over ~<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Resident Evil 7: Biohazard<\/strong>\u00a0(PS4) &#8211; This may be my new jam. Like back in the day when I got really\u00a0into Silent Hill and then Resident Evil DS, and beat them like a hundred times\u00a0each.\u00a0That&#8217;s what&#8217;s happening here. I&#8217;ve beaten it\u00a0three times now. Currently working on hard mode and DLC.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Drakengard 3<\/strong> (PS3) &#8211; Cleared\u00a0branches A, B, and C. Played some of the DLC chapters,\u00a0and got stuck on the intensely hard final boss of branch D.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Citadale<\/strong> (WiiU) &#8211; A slightly above-par Castlevania clone that is packed with just enough little annoyances that it comes out looking shoddier than it should. I intend to review it in full.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Perplexing Orb<\/strong> (WiiU) &#8211; Booted it up because I thought it would be good for <a href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6014\">this article<\/a>, but then I ended up really enjoying it. Kind of a cheap Monkey Ball wannabe.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ninja Senki DX<\/strong> (PS4)\u00a0&#8211; Free PS+ game. Lured me in by looking like a Game Boy Color game, but I only got to level 4 before I said &#8220;Eff it, I hate this&#8221; and deleted it.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">~ Now Playing ~<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Rhythm Heaven Megamix<\/strong> (3DS) &#8211; I kind of hate how Rhythm Heaven games expect\u00a0absolute perfection from players, but they&#8217;re so fun and charming that I can&#8217;t help but keep coming back.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dragon Quest VII<\/strong> (3DS) &#8211;\u00a0I tried real hard to beat it, but the combination of being way too friggin&#8217; long and\u00a0one hell of a\u00a0brickwall boss slowed me down too much to be able to finish &#8216;er off.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fire Emblem Heroes<\/strong> (iOS) &#8211; It&#8217;s Fire Emblem but bite-sized and crammed with all the things I hate about phone games. My interest\u00a0has died off as of\u00a0chapter four, even though it&#8217;s pretty okay.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stardew Valley<\/strong> (PC) &#8211; It invades my dreams at night, but I&#8217;ve managed to abstain from getting my own copy. Because I intend to buy it on Switch, you see. Then I can play it everywhere, forever.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Glittermitten Grove<\/strong> (PC) &#8211; A cute little resource-management game wherein you help a colony of fairies build and maintain their home. Apparently it&#8217;s hiding\u00a0a substantial secret&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Harvest Moon 3D<\/strong> (3DS) &#8211; This game continues to drag. All the farmer&#8217;s animations are so long and slow. Especially once you&#8217;re used to the snappy pace of Stardew Valley.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to do these introductory blurbs for the Monthend posts. I guess they&#8217;re more traditional than anything at this point. Anyway, thank Zeus that February is finally over. Two more days to Switch! ~ Game Over ~ Resident Evil 7: Biohazard\u00a0(PS4) &#8211; This may be my new jam. 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