{"id":6358,"date":"2017-02-01T08:00:13","date_gmt":"2017-02-01T13:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6358"},"modified":"2017-02-01T10:18:24","modified_gmt":"2017-02-01T15:18:24","slug":"monthend-video-game-wrap-up-january-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6358","title":{"rendered":"Monthend Video Game Wrap-Up \u2013 January 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy crow, 2017\u00a0is already\u00a0flying by. It seems like it was just New Year&#8217;s Day, and already we&#8217;re in February. It&#8217;s gonna be Switch Day before we know it!<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s about the extent of my small talk abilities. That&#8217;s why I spend so much time playing video games alone instead of\u00a0socializing with humans.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">~ Game Over ~<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Layers of Fear<\/strong> (PS4) &#8211; Appropriate that the first game I beat in 2017 is <em>yet another<\/em>\u00a0spook-em-up walking simulator. I think I may have found my sub-genre. In an effort to try to toughen up a bit, I started playing with the lights off and headphones on. That lasted for half the game, at which point\u00a0I simply could not\u00a0take it any more. Anyway, I really liked it, and played\u00a0through\u00a0twice to get all the trophies.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/layers00.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6406\" src=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/layers00.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/layers00.jpg 500w, https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/layers00-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Layers of Fear: Inheritance<\/strong> (PS4) &#8211; A DLC half-sequel for the game listed above. It was good, but\u00a0much less frightening and also I needed to play through it <em>three<\/em> times for all the trophies. Though that&#8217;s really not\u00a0such a big\u00a0problem when the game can easily be run in under an hour.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Resident Evil 7<\/strong> (PS4) &#8211; I was so excited for this scaled-down take on RE, and then about two hours in, I realized &#8220;oh, this is just a\u00a0backwoods version\u00a0of\u00a0Alien: Isolation.&#8221; But then it quickly got much better and I got completely sucked in. Loved it. Can&#8217;t wait to play it again.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Day of the Tentacle Remastered<\/strong> (PS4) &#8211; There couldn&#8217;t have been a better time to accidentally subscribe to PS+. This was one of the free games for January, and though I own the original game, I haven&#8217;t played it in, oh, 20 years? It was wonderful to relive, and looked gorgeous on my giant HDTV. Absolutely perfect bit of nostalgia.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shovel Knight<\/strong> (3DS) &#8211; I played Shovel Knight again. Surprise, surprise. But I did play New Game+ this time, which is\u00a0v difficult.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dino Eggs: Rebirth<\/strong> (PC) &#8211; I was having fun until the game started throwing frustratingly difficult levels at me. At which point, I decided that just playing the main story levels was enough. So yeah, not crazy about the massive, complex stages. The smaller puzzle levels are much more satisfying.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Witch and Hero II<\/strong> (3DS) &#8211; I really liked the arcade (but grindy) action of the first game, and was very excited for the sequel. Having to control two characters at once is a little too taxing for my simple mind, however. Still very fun.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins<\/strong> (GB) &#8211; Starting the year off right, with some quality portable Mario action. I love\u00a0its\u00a0weirdness. I want to write more about it. Perhaps another day.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ape Escape 2<\/strong> (PS2) &#8211; I wish I could say that I liked this game, but the controls are so slippery and the camera is a huge pain in the butt. Otherwise it&#8217;s not all that bad, just tedious. Of course, I still have to beat it again, because I want the easy platinum trophy. #TrophyWhore<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">~ Now Playing ~<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Drakengard 3<\/strong> (PS3) &#8211; Almost finished the main storyline. So far, it&#8217;s lived up exactly to my expectations and then some. A little rough around the edges, but very cool and <em>very<\/em> violent. Really makes me miss the PS4 controller&#8217;s headphone jack, though.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Harvest Moon: A New Beginning 3D<\/strong> (3DS) &#8211; I was getting the faming simulator itch from Stardew Valley, but I decided that instead of buying that, I&#8217;d just play the Harvest Moon game that&#8217;s been loaded onto my 3DS and unplayed for about a year now. The weird thing about this one is that it lets you accumulate cash very quickly (I had well over 10,000 G by the end of the first week), but doesn&#8217;t give you much to do with it, as the features are rolled out one at a time, very slowly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows<\/strong> (WiiU) &#8211; Started playing this after vanilla Shovel Knight, when it occurred to me that I&#8217;ve only played it once.<\/p>\n<p><strong>F-Zero X<\/strong> (N64) &#8211; On a whim, I purchased this game on Virtual Console, and honestly I could not be happier. I&#8217;m <em>terrible<\/em> at it, but I\u00a0understand now why people are so upset that Nintendo hasn&#8217;t made a new F-Zero since GameCube. So good! The comic book\/rock &#8216;n &#8216;roll aesthetic is just icing on the cake.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Let it Die<\/strong> (PS4) &#8211; Freemium roguelike from Grasshopper. I&#8217;m a sucker for exactly one of those things, and I try to avoid the other two like the plague. However, having another\u00a0game on my PS4 seemed worth the download time, and I actually quite like it. I&#8217;ve poured many hours (but no dollars) into it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Minecraft<\/strong> (PC) &#8211;\u00a0It&#8217;s been so long since I last played PC Minecraft that I&#8217;d forgotten how to build stuff. I was jamming sticks into the grid in all sorts of combinations because I could not for the life of me remember how to build a fence.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stardew Valley<\/strong> (PC) &#8211; You know, it may be a shameless clone of Harvest Moon, but at least it does a darn fine job of it. It actually almost feels like there&#8217;s <em>too much<\/em> to do, in fact. Thank goodness the whole &#8220;socialization&#8221; aspect is still as shallow as\u00a0ever.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Super Mario Run<\/strong> (iOS) &#8211; Played a little. Still mostly just Toad Rush. I&#8217;ll play the actual stages someday, I swear.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pok\u00e9mon Sun<\/strong> (3DS) &#8211; And now my pok\u00e9dex is 100% complete.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Double Dragon II: The Revenge<\/strong> (NES)\u00a0&#8211; One of those rare NES classics that I have never played before. It was pretty fun until it introduced rooms that were filled with nothing but cheap deathtraps. Probably going to give up on this one.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Maniac Mansion<\/strong> (C64) &#8211; I don&#8217;t know if this really counts, as\u00a0it&#8217;s included in\u00a0Day of the Tentacle, and I fiddled around with it just long enough to earn a trophy. But I&#8217;ve never played Maniac Mansion before, so that&#8217;s something. I don&#8217;t intend to play it fully.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy crow, 2017\u00a0is already\u00a0flying by. It seems like it was just New Year&#8217;s Day, and already we&#8217;re in February. It&#8217;s gonna be Switch Day before we know it! And that&#8217;s about the extent of my small talk abilities. That&#8217;s why I spend so much time playing video games alone instead of\u00a0socializing with humans. ~ Game &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6358\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Monthend Video Game Wrap-Up \u2013 January 2017<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,33,49,23,20,27,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mario","category-miningcrafting","category-monthend","category-pokemon","category-retro-gaming","category-spooky","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6358"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6459,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6358\/revisions\/6459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}