{"id":6206,"date":"2016-10-17T11:23:43","date_gmt":"2016-10-17T16:23:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6206"},"modified":"2016-10-17T11:23:43","modified_gmt":"2016-10-17T16:23:43","slug":"other-things-that-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6206","title":{"rendered":"Other things that happen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m fairly well-known as the kind of person who doesn&#8217;t like to do things that require effort and\/or pants. But\u00a0last weekend, I did a whole lot of things! New(ish) things! Including but not limited to:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Talked to the greeter and took the time to craft my own burger at McDonald&#8217;s<\/li>\n<li>Ate at McDonald&#8217;s on Friday, Saturday <em>and<\/em> Sunday (I&#8217;m not proud of this one)<\/li>\n<li>Went\u00a0on a late-night <strong>Pok\u00e9mon Go<\/strong> expedition to the zoo<\/li>\n<li>Met and played with\u00a0a new puppy<\/li>\n<li>Checked out\u00a0an annual craft show for the first time<\/li>\n<li>Bought expensive artisanal mustards<\/li>\n<li>Was disappointed that I didn&#8217;t find a candle that I liked<\/li>\n<li>Performed an &#8220;Irish Goodbye&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Helped my grandparents move into an apartment<\/li>\n<li>Went\u00a0through a regular checkout lane instead of the express checkout at Safeway because I wanted a\u00a0specific cashier<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>What an exciting life I lead!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m fairly well-known as the kind of person who doesn&#8217;t like to do things that require effort and\/or pants. But\u00a0last weekend, I did a whole lot of things! New(ish) things! Including but not limited to: Talked to the greeter and took the time to craft my own burger at McDonald&#8217;s Ate at McDonald&#8217;s on Friday, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=6206\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Other things that happen<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,26,21,10,23,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b","category-foodstuffs","category-irl","category-mobile-games","category-pokemon","category-pretty-ladies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6207,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6206\/revisions\/6207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}