{"id":619,"date":"2003-10-15T00:11:36","date_gmt":"2003-10-15T05:11:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=619"},"modified":"2020-06-10T11:24:30","modified_gmt":"2020-06-10T16:24:30","slug":"i-want-your-girlfriend-to-be-my-girlfriend-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=619","title":{"rendered":"I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If the picture below is not one of the funniest and most true things you&#8217;ve ever seen, you&#8217;re clearly not attracted to questionably legal women. And that&#8217;s fine. You probably shouldn&#8217;t be. But I&#8217;m also of questionably legal age, so it&#8217;s not creepy for me.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/gorillamask.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"493\" height=\"104\" \/><br \/>\nI thought it my duty to share this with everyone I can before he changes it to something different. On a totally unrelated topic, I&#8217;m half done my next article and it&#8217;s going to be about twice as long as usual, so that means it&#8217;ll be in two different pages! I&#8217;m one step away from a frickin&#8217; novel here. Now if only I could do something like this for English homework, I&#8217;d be set. That&#8217;s really all I have to share today. Oh, and while I&#8217;m at it, don&#8217;t forget to check out Gorilla Mask. It&#8217;s got some dirty stuff, but also hosts Rejectedand the other insane Hertzefeldt(sp?) toons. I&#8217;ll be adding it to the links section sometime in th future. Maybe now. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>~Ryan out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If the picture below is not one of the funniest and most true things you&#8217;ve ever seen, you&#8217;re clearly not attracted to questionably legal women. And that&#8217;s fine. You probably shouldn&#8217;t be. But I&#8217;m also of questionably legal age, so it&#8217;s not creepy for me. I thought it my duty to share this with everyone &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=619\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-admin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8284,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions\/8284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}