Sometimes I like to\u00a0pop random words into my search bar\u00a0and then read whatever posts come up. That’s when I realized that I had not typed the word “penis” into any posts so far during 2016,\u00a0and I felt like that needed to be remedied. So I wrote this post. A post what has the word “penis” in it. Twice, now.<\/p>\n
I hope you have all enjoyed\u00a0this attempt at humour.<\/p>\n
And if you’re me, from the future, searching for posts with the word “penis” in them… Dude, you should probably get back to work. Oh, but read this one<\/a> first. It made me laugh pretty hard today. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sometimes I like to\u00a0pop random words into my search bar\u00a0and then read whatever posts come up. That’s when I realized that I had not typed the word “penis” into any posts so far during 2016,\u00a0and I felt like that needed to be remedied. So I wrote this post. A post what has the word “penis” … Continue reading Don’t get your hopes up<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b","category-m-for-mature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6079"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6087,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6079\/revisions\/6087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}