{"id":602,"date":"2003-09-15T00:42:02","date_gmt":"2003-09-15T05:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=602"},"modified":"2011-10-13T12:42:28","modified_gmt":"2011-10-13T17:42:28","slug":"believe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=602","title":{"rendered":"Believe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll admit, when it comes to written humour, I&#8217;ve become pretty jaded. Only standup and sitcoms have real effect on me at this point. I don&#8217;t even laugh at X-E that much anymore, even when I know the stuff is funny. But <a href=\"http:\/\/www.omgjeremy.com\/toy1.shtml\">this<\/a> really got me ROTFLing. Heh heh. Laughinging. Just check it out. You&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n<p>Curious as to what I got for my birthday? You&#8217;ll know soon enough. Sure it won&#8217;t have <strong>mystery chocolate<\/strong> like the <a title=\"The Easter Egg-stravaganza (2003)\" href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=431\">Easter<\/a>\u00a0article, but it&#8217;s something to add to the archives. My favorite gift? I&#8217;ll give you a hint. It&#8217;s green and goes &#8220;RAAAAAAARRRR!!!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>~Ryan out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll admit, when it comes to written humour, I&#8217;ve become pretty jaded. Only standup and sitcoms have real effect on me at this point. I don&#8217;t even laugh at X-E that much anymore, even when I know the stuff is funny. But this really got me ROTFLing. Heh heh. Laughinging. Just check it out. You&#8217;ll &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=602\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Believe<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-admin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=602"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":603,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions\/603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}