{"id":5788,"date":"2016-06-01T08:00:12","date_gmt":"2016-06-01T13:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=5788"},"modified":"2016-05-30T11:07:45","modified_gmt":"2016-05-30T16:07:45","slug":"monthend-video-game-wrap-up-may-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=5788","title":{"rendered":"Monthend Video Game Wrap-Up \u2013 May 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been trying real hard to focus on one game per system at a time over the last few months, but I&#8217;m failing at every turn. It seems like I&#8217;m constantly getting distracted by something else, be it new or half-complete. Anyway, May was a huge step in the right direction, with a greater number of finished games than &#8220;in progress&#8221; games for this first time since&#8230; maybe it&#8217;s just the first time ever? Of course, I had to throw some (admittedly hefty) demos in there to make the grade, so maybe it&#8217;s moot.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">~ Game Over ~<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Zelda: Twilight Princess HD<\/strong> (WiiU) &#8211; It feels wrong to say it for some reason, but I think Twilight Princess is one of my favourite Zeldas. I think the only thing that I truly dislike about it\u00a0is the stupid canoe minigame. The forced-wolf sections in the first half of the game do feel a bit like unnecessary padding, but even those don&#8217;t really bother me all that much. I even\u00a0like the &#8220;acres and acres\u00a0of nothing&#8221; Hyrule Field.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/WiiU_screenshot_TV_019E5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-5792\" src=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/WiiU_screenshot_TV_019E5-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"WiiU_screenshot_TV_019E5\" width=\"940\" height=\"529\" srcset=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/WiiU_screenshot_TV_019E5-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/WiiU_screenshot_TV_019E5-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/WiiU_screenshot_TV_019E5-500x281.jpg 500w, https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/WiiU_screenshot_TV_019E5.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 940px) 100vw, 940px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Bravely Default<\/strong>\u00a0(3DS) &#8211; I decided, now that the sequel is out, that I&#8217;ve been putting this off for too long. So I beat it. <a href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=5822\">Then I wrote too many words about it<\/a>. What I didn&#8217;t write there is that the final boss seemed rally cheap and annoying on my first try, but then once I knew his tricks, I stomped him into the ground with\u00a0very little trouble.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bravely Second: The Ballad of the Three Cavaliers<\/strong> (3DS) &#8211; Officially, it&#8217;s just the demo for Bravely Second, but it&#8217;s got a unique scenario and took me about seven hours to beat. I thought that I was burned out on Bravely, but this demo really hooked me and I just may splurge on Second in the near future.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Park<\/strong> (PC)\u00a0&#8211; I bought this immediately after someone suggested to me that it was a Five Night&#8217;s at Freddy&#8217;s clone. That is not the case at all. It&#8217;s a still a spooky game, but\u00a0it is a walking simulator instead of a security guard simulator\u00a0and there are zero killer animatronics. I was still pleased, because the story was pretty good.\u00a0Unfortunately, my PC could just barely run it, so the choppiness kind of ruined the mood.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Resident Evil Revelations 2 &#8211; Episode 3<\/strong> (PC) &#8211; Surprisingly, this game has one of the least terrible sewer levels ever. Well, design-wise. Technically, the water was too fancy, which\u00a0made the computer <em>so unhappy<\/em> and slowed everything down to a crawl, and made the game very difficult to play. Otherwise, it had a cool factory explosion and a great boss fight.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Resident Evil Revelations 2 &#8211; Episode 4<\/strong> (PC) &#8211; A surprisingly brief chapter for Claire and Moira, then the longest chapter in the game for Barry and Natalia. It was really great, though, and had a pretty decent final boss. I can tell you right now that I will be replaying this one many times.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pocket Card Jockey Demo <\/strong>(3DS) &#8211; A game about horse racing, in which you race horses by playing a variation of solitaire that I am not familiar with. It&#8217;s a lot of fun, but truth be told, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m going to buy it. It&#8217;s deceptively deep, and that&#8217;s not really what I&#8217;m looking for.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade<\/strong> (360) &#8211; Decided to play it a bit because I have been jonesing for some old-school TMNT action for months now. I didn&#8217;t actually finish it, but I was at the second-last stage and I would have finished it if I&#8217;d had\u00a0more time. But I\u00a0did get the fix that I needed. Close enough.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">~ Now Playing ~<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Monster Hunter Explore<\/strong> (iOS) &#8211; Do you remember Monster Hunter: Dynamic Hunting? I thought it was a passable way to get a MonHun fix in a pinch, but Explore is <em>so much better<\/em>. Its plays much more like normal Monster Hunter, just pared down for the mobile audience. It&#8217;s still not completely fulfilling, but it&#8217;s certainly a good deal of fun.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hyrule Warriors Legends<\/strong> (3DS) -I took a long break from this to finish off Bravely Default and the Bravely Second demo, and now I&#8217;m neck deep in Zelda Musou again. I&#8217;ve finally finished the Great Sea adventure map to 100% completion, at least.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Final Fantasy VII<\/strong> (PC) &#8211; Yep, this happened. For whatever reason, this time around I feel like I&#8217;m seeing a lot of things that remind me of Super Mario RPG. Also whenever anything silly or funny happens\u00a0I think about how joyless the remake will be and it makes me sad.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mini Mario\u00a0&amp; Friends: Amiibo Challenge<\/strong> (WiiU) &#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=5799\"> I wrote enough words about this already.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lost Reavers<\/strong> (WiiU) &#8211; A free, online loot-&#8217;em-up of sorts. It&#8217;s not especially good, but I&#8217;ve put in several hours because&#8230; well, I&#8217;m not sure why I kept it up. I guess it&#8217;s fairly fun, despite feeling like a C-tier game from a couple generations ago. Probably because it&#8217;s a multiplayer game that is 100% cooperative. That&#8217;s a big draw for me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dark Souls<\/strong> (360) &#8211; Yeah I&#8217;m playing this again. New Game+ is, well, <em>hard<\/em>. Which is the opposite of what I normally expect from NG+. <em>Oh, Dark Souls<\/em>. Played up to the point of defeating Quelaag, not sure how far I&#8217;m ultimately\u00a0going to take this run.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been trying real hard to focus on one game per system at a time over the last few months, but I&#8217;m failing at every turn. It seems like I&#8217;m constantly getting distracted by something else, be it new or half-complete. 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