{"id":556,"date":"2003-06-18T03:52:01","date_gmt":"2003-06-18T08:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=556"},"modified":"2011-10-13T11:27:16","modified_gmt":"2011-10-13T16:27:16","slug":"forty-not-fourty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"Forty (not fourty)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my mom&#8217;s birthday today. Happy birthday mom! I know you probably won&#8217;t be reading this, but I thought it appropriate to write anyway. I&#8217;ll try not to cause you too much grief today, and remember, it&#8217;s not so bad to be 40. We all still love you even if you are getting older.<br \/>\n~Ryan out<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my mom&#8217;s birthday today. Happy birthday mom! I know you probably won&#8217;t be reading this, but I thought it appropriate to write anyway. I&#8217;ll try not to cause you too much grief today, and remember, it&#8217;s not so bad to be 40. We all still love you even if you are getting older. ~Ryan &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=556\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Forty (not fourty)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-irl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":557,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions\/557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}