{"id":5378,"date":"2015-09-29T08:00:05","date_gmt":"2015-09-29T13:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=5378"},"modified":"2015-09-22T15:57:28","modified_gmt":"2015-09-22T20:57:28","slug":"the-noose-no-longer-around-your-neck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=5378","title":{"rendered":"The noose (no longer) around your neck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has now been well over a month since I&#8217;ve last worn a tie.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want to celebrate prematurely, but I think I may be free from that horrible burden.<\/p>\n<p>Now I just need to wait another six years and maybe jeans will become acceptable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has now been well over a month since I&#8217;ve last worn a tie. I don&#8217;t want to celebrate prematurely, but I think I may be free from that horrible burden. Now I just need to wait another six years and maybe jeans will become acceptable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b","category-irl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5379,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5378\/revisions\/5379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}