Sometimes I do irresponsible things.<\/p>\n
My time working at Toys R Us was full of them, some more innocuous than others.<\/p>\n
My job required me to\u00a0carry around\u00a0a pen and paper at all times, because I\u00a0would have to take notes at a moment’s notice. As an “artist” of some description, I have an insatiable urge to doodle whenever any sort of drawing tools are nearby.<\/p>\n
So, over the three years I worked there, I left many a doodle behind. On walls, on wooden boards, sometimes even on papers! All in the storeroom, of course. It would be really<\/em> irresponsible to be defacing parts of the store that a customer might see.<\/p>\n Admittedly, sometimes I did find myself doodling on product boxes. Only the bike boxes, though, which were just plain brown with packing labels stuck to them. They were so<\/em> boring.<\/p>\n I never drew anything obscene, of course. Just little\u00a0goofy faces and the like. Something that might make a person smile when they found it.<\/p>\n Alright, fine.\u00a0I drew penises on occasion. But only in dust!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sometimes I do irresponsible things. My time working at Toys R Us was full of them, some more innocuous than others. My job required me to\u00a0carry around\u00a0a pen and paper at all times, because I\u00a0would have to take notes at a moment’s notice. As an “artist” of some description, I have an insatiable urge to … Continue reading A different kind of Easter egg<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,25,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b","category-doodling","category-irl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5366"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5368,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5366\/revisions\/5368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}