Sometimes I do irresponsible things.<\/p>\n
My time working at Toys R Us was full of them, some more innocuous than others.<\/p>\n
For example, at one point during my last few days as an employee there, I took a packet of large labels and wrote on them, one letter per label “BENDER LIVES LARGE AND KICKS BUTT”.<\/p>\n
I took those labels, and stuck them on the inside of the freight elevator shaft, just above the door. Since people aren’t supposed to ride the freight elevator, in theory nobody should have ever seen it. But I thought it would be a fun surprise for any irresponsible young lads who might do so anyways.<\/p>\n
It’s really too bad I didn’t have an iPhone yet at that point. I would have loved to have photographic evidence of my giant waste of time and also labels.<\/p>\n
Anyway, that’s my story. I hope you enjoyed it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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