{"id":5324,"date":"2015-08-13T12:02:47","date_gmt":"2015-08-13T17:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=5324"},"modified":"2015-08-13T16:37:05","modified_gmt":"2015-08-13T21:37:05","slug":"on-the-track-of-unknown-pop-tarts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=5324","title":{"rendered":"On The Track of Unknown Pop-Tarts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sent an e-mail to Kellogg Canada today asking why there are so many more flavours of Pop-Tarts in the United States than there are in Canada.<\/p>\n<p>We shall see what comes of this.<\/p>\n<p>(I probably should have just used Twitter, but I&#8217;m old-fashioned.)<\/p>\n<p>(Please enjoy the intended irony of me suggesting that e-mail is the old-fashioned way of contacting a giant corporation. I wrote this post specifically for that joke.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sent an e-mail to Kellogg Canada today asking why there are so many more flavours of Pop-Tarts in the United States than there are in Canada. We shall see what comes of this. (I probably should have just used Twitter, but I&#8217;m old-fashioned.) (Please enjoy the intended irony of me suggesting that e-mail is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=5324\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">On The Track of Unknown Pop-Tarts<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5324"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5329,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5324\/revisions\/5329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}