{"id":5209,"date":"2015-05-28T21:54:41","date_gmt":"2015-05-29T02:54:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=5209"},"modified":"2015-05-30T22:33:35","modified_gmt":"2015-05-31T03:33:35","slug":"these-chips-are-no-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=5209","title":{"rendered":"These chips are no good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/IMG_2431.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/IMG_2431.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m serious, yo. Don&#8217;t buy them. I know that steak is delicious and that chips are a great snack, but the two don&#8217;t play nice together. I bought them because I love steak and also chips, and I regretted my choice immediately after opening the bag.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, they most definitely taste as advertised. Only it&#8217;s<em> not good<\/em>. I&#8217;m shocked that Ruffles was able to infuse potato chips with the flavour of meat, but it&#8217;s a bad kind of meat flavour. I don&#8217;t know how to describe it, but it&#8217;s gross. So gross. And they smell even worse.<\/p>\n<p>So, I think I&#8217;ve reiterated my point enough times now. There really isn&#8217;t much more to say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m serious, yo. Don&#8217;t buy them. I know that steak is delicious and that chips are a great snack, but the two don&#8217;t play nice together. I bought them because I love steak and also chips, and I regretted my choice immediately after opening the bag. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, they most definitely taste as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=5209\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">These chips are no good<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5209"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5212,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5209\/revisions\/5212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}