{"id":519,"date":"2011-10-14T15:35:56","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T20:35:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=519"},"modified":"2011-10-19T14:53:38","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T19:53:38","slug":"go-green-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=519","title":{"rendered":"Go Green Machine!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Over the last month or so, I’ve been trying to sneak in an episode or two\u00a0of the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles<\/em> cartoon in whenever I get a chance. I own all the DVD sets after all, so I should probably actually watch them.<\/p>\n

Now, I\u00a0hear a lot of people groaning, and I stop to wonder why. I’ve heard many people who used to love the old TMNT get a hate-on for it these days, and all these people are stupid idiots. The most common reason I’ve heard for ex-fans no longer liking the show? Because the Turtles use an excess of 80’s slang and are therefore out-of-date. Here’s the thing about that: they don’t<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

If you actually stop to watch the show, you’ll notice that the Turtles and the majority of the characters around them don’t use slang very often, if at all. And none of it is particularly dated. Leonardo’s vocabulary is often very proper, even eschewing contractions here and there in an effort to sound more mature and leader-like. Donatello is very similar, only he doesn’t\u00a0have\u00a0the air of superiority that Leo does.\u00a0Raphael is the Ninja Turtle Chandler. Or Chandler is the Raphael of Friends<\/em>. There are two exceptions to this rule:<\/p>\n

1. Michaelangelo. Yes, he uses an excess of slang. But it’s not really just\u00a0random 80’s slang popped in there to be cool<\/del>\u00a0 rad. It’s 80’s surfer slang to be specific, and it’s there because that’s a part of the character’s personality. He enjoys extreme sports, surfing in particular. 2003 Michaelangelo is the same way, but using 2003 lingo.<\/p>\n

2. When people are referencing Michaelangelo. This is always prefaced by an “As Michaelangelo would say…”<\/p>\n

So eat that, kids; your detraction doesn’t hold water. Maybe stop to watch an episode or two of the show before you make criticizms. But I do sort of understand. The problem is that the marketing<\/em> for the show really pushed those slang terms. It was (and still is, to a degree)\u00a0rare to see a piece of Turtles merch that isn’t plastered\u00a0with words like “Cowabunga!” and “Tubular!”<\/p>\n

As for me, I really like the show! (As I should, given how much money I’ve exchanged for all those DVDs.) The animation steadily improves\u00a0with each season,\u00a0and voice\/colouring flubs happen considerably less often after the first season. There have been many instances when a one-liner has actually made me laugh out loud. More\u00a0surprisingly, the lion’s share of those\u00a0LOLers have come from Krang<\/em> of all people. Brain people. Brain monsters. For example:<\/p>\n

Rocksteady: Do we really have to ride in those [modules] again? All we do is go up and down, up and down
\nKrang: Sounds like a perfect job for a couple of yo-yos.<\/p>\n

Fantastic! Sure, it’s not exaclty the wittiest stuff ever written, but it’s pretty damn good for a cartoon for children. And the narrative is pretty impressive for a kid show too; the entire first season follow one big plot thread, and the second season’s episodes\u00a0can generally be split between two major storylines. Season three is pretty much 80’s Transformers<\/em> (Turtles\/Autobots stop Shredder\/Megatron’s zany plans to steal an energy source), and I haven’t gotten any farther than that.<\/p>\n

And yeah, if it degenerates into a “crazy caper of the week” type of show with only a semblance of an overall story, that’s still been more than enough for tons of other shows. Like Trailer Park Boys<\/em>. Think about it. Each episiode is another one of Ricky’s wacky adventures, and each season begins with the boys getting out of jail, and ends with them going back in. That’s not how every<\/em> season rolls out,\u00a0but it’s the basic template. TMNT is the same: Turtles go on a wacky adventure each episode, each season opens with Krang berating Shredder over their latest\u00a0failed assault with the Technodrome, and the Technodrome returns and then gets\u00a0transported to a new nowhere land (Earth’s core, Arctic Ocean, etc.) at the end of every season.<\/p>\n

Needless to say, I’m still a fan. It’s not the best old cartoon out there, but it’s certainly a contender. Mostly I just wanted to address the outdated slang issue. There are plenty of things that you could pick at and not like the show for, and if they’re reasonable arguments I’ll let you be. But picking on TMNT because of a\u00a0vocabulary issue that isn’t actually there, I cannot abide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Over the last month or so, I’ve been trying to sneak in an episode or two\u00a0of the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon in whenever I get a chance. I own all the DVD sets after all, so I should probably actually watch them. Now, I\u00a0hear a lot of people groaning, and I stop to … Continue reading Go Green Machine!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idiot-box","category-tmnt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=519"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":895,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions\/895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}