{"id":4803,"date":"2014-09-21T08:00:41","date_gmt":"2014-09-21T13:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=4803"},"modified":"2014-09-16T09:23:39","modified_gmt":"2014-09-16T14:23:39","slug":"fourteen-stupid-ryan-facts-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=4803","title":{"rendered":"Fourteen Stupid Ryan &#8220;Facts&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ryan is a well-known stained glass craftsman.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan has read the dictionary from cover to cover.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan owns a pet coconut crab.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan sells maps to the stars&#8217; homes.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan makes the world&#8217;s most delicious chocolate crepes.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan is perfectly comfortable interacting with other people.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan once ate seventeen whole pizzas in a single sitting.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan helped to develop an effective anti-aging serum.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan tames lions on the weekends.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan is a visitor from beyond the stars.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan is not in love with Anna Kendrick.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan walks like an Egyptian.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan gave up his rights to the Crown to pursue a career as a mime.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan is simply a persona, TE is actually written by Jack McBrayer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ryan is a well-known stained glass craftsman. Ryan has read the dictionary from cover to cover. Ryan owns a pet coconut crab. Ryan sells maps to the stars&#8217; homes. Ryan makes the world&#8217;s most delicious chocolate crepes. Ryan is perfectly comfortable interacting with other people. Ryan once ate seventeen whole pizzas in a single sitting. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=4803\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fourteen Stupid Ryan &#8220;Facts&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4803"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4809,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4803\/revisions\/4809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}