Ryan likes to do kung-fu kicks when nobody’s looking.<\/p>\n
Ryan drinks between two and four cappuccinos every work day.<\/p>\n
Ryan generally doesn’t drink coffee on weekends.<\/p>\n
Ryan dreams about living a carefree life on the high seas.<\/p>\n
Ryan’s greatest fear is ghosts. And recently, murderous robots.<\/p>\n
Ryan suffers from trichotillomania, specifically in the mustache area.<\/p>\n
Ryan dislikes hot weather.<\/p>\n
Ryan hits the snooze button on his alarm up to seven times some mornings.<\/p>\n
Ryan is not a fan of dress pants.<\/p>\n
Ryan tries a little too hard to hold on to his past.<\/p>\n
Ryan is not a bear.<\/p>\n
Ryan does wish that he could do a better Winnie the Pooh voice, though.<\/p>\n
Ryan sometimes wonders what ambition feels like.<\/p>\n
Ryan is hungry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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