{"id":478,"date":"2003-04-20T23:24:54","date_gmt":"2003-04-21T04:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=478"},"modified":"2011-10-09T21:25:51","modified_gmt":"2011-10-10T02:25:51","slug":"chocolate-rabbits-and-such","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=478","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate rabbits and such"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em>Happy Easter! It&#8217;s quite the coincidence that it landed on 4\/20. Imagine all those poor kids who can&#8217;t get drunk today. Ha ha. A new Easter-themed article is up. Must I mention that it&#8217;s my 10th complete article? Woo-hoo! Milestone #1 has been achieved! Well, until next time. ~Ryan out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Easter! It&#8217;s quite the coincidence that it landed on 4\/20. Imagine all those poor kids who can&#8217;t get drunk today. Ha ha. A new Easter-themed article is up. Must I mention that it&#8217;s my 10th complete article? Woo-hoo! Milestone #1 has been achieved! Well, until next time. ~Ryan out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-admin","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":479,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions\/479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}