{"id":4747,"date":"2014-08-17T08:00:32","date_gmt":"2014-08-17T13:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=4747"},"modified":"2014-08-12T10:37:16","modified_gmt":"2014-08-12T15:37:16","slug":"oh-nomowo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=4747","title":{"rendered":"Oh No(MoWo)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve mentioned before that I&#8217;ve been listening to <a href=\"http:\/\/nomorewhoppers.tumblr.com\/\">No More Whoppers<\/a> a lot over the last couple of months, and it&#8217;s had a very profound effect on me.<\/p>\n<p>See, despite the fact that it&#8217;s called <em>No More<\/em> Whoppers, ever since I&#8217;ve been listening to it, I have had an insatiable craving for Whoppers. It&#8217;s not like the BK News segment even shows up very often past the first dozen episodes. I just can&#8217;t shake the need for a Whopper these days.<\/p>\n<p>I have only submitted to my craving once in this time, and it was because I was having a particularly bad day and I needed to eat my feelings. I don&#8217;t know if I can stay strong for much longer though.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all. Just a weird little story today. Happy Sunday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve mentioned before that I&#8217;ve been listening to No More Whoppers a lot over the last couple of months, and it&#8217;s had a very profound effect on me. See, despite the fact that it&#8217;s called No More Whoppers, ever since I&#8217;ve been listening to it, I have had an insatiable craving for Whoppers. It&#8217;s not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=4747\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oh No(MoWo)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4747"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4747\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4749,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4747\/revisions\/4749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}