{"id":4112,"date":"2014-02-03T17:55:57","date_gmt":"2014-02-03T22:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=4112"},"modified":"2014-02-03T17:55:57","modified_gmt":"2014-02-03T22:55:57","slug":"you-maniacs-you-blew-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=4112","title":{"rendered":"You maniacs! You blew it up!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yeah, so, I guess I haven’t had Froot Loops for a while, or else this change in the box art is really recent…<\/p>\n

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I suppose it was inevitable that they’d eventually render Toucan Sam, but I just didn’t want to believe it. It’s totally for the worse, too. He looks absolutely awful and more than a little bit creepy now.<\/p>\n

Kellogg’s, please listen to me. Make Sam two-dimensional again. You don’t have to go all the way back to thick black lines and\u00a0solid colours (though I’d certainly appreciate that), but this… this is just an abomination. Even though I’m not comfortable with it, I’ll accept that most of the time, change is a good thing. I’ll even argue for it in some cases, but this is not one of those times.<\/p>\n

Dear God… I don’t even want to think about what’s happened to Tony the Tiger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yeah, so, I guess I haven’t had Froot Loops for a while, or else this change in the box art is really recent… I suppose it was inevitable that they’d eventually render Toucan Sam, but I just didn’t want to believe it. It’s totally for the worse, too. He looks absolutely awful and more than … Continue reading You maniacs! You blew it up!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4112"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4113,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4112\/revisions\/4113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}